Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x "We're going to Sea World instead of Disneyland. End of discussion." (said when my grandma asked me to take my cousins and daughters "out" and said she'd foot the bill. $400 vs. $250?? I can't be selfish like that!)
Originally Posted By Labuda "I don't know how to boil water" I was barely ok? And had just moved off campus... and was about to cook for the first time EVER since I was lucky enough to have a stay at home Mom who did that. Gimme a break.
Originally Posted By mickeymeg My husband was talking with the baby while she helped with the laundry: "Put it in the machine, No don't taste it, just put it inside."
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter "Oh, okay. I guess since two of you are only torsos and the other one is only a head, I'll write it on the shopping list myself." This said to The Fam when I called downstairs to ask someone to write something on the list. Evidently they were in the midst of a sword fight with very heavy imaginary casualties.
Originally Posted By LPFan22 "Can a baked potato give you an earache?" Finished eating one for lunch and right afterwards my ear started hurting. Crazy timing or crazy fact?
Originally Posted By CuriouserConstance "You did NOT just paint your brother's face, did you?!" And yes, she did!
Originally Posted By LPFan22 ~~~^^^Did you stuff it in your ear at any point?~~~ You would think huh?
Originally Posted By EmmaJayne 'bottoms out, boobies down and legs apart' - Whilst trying to teach a 5 year old to rollerblade...
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost ^^^I cannot speak for others here but I, for one, am so grateful for the explanation.
