Originally Posted By DAR <a href="http://www.wsbtv.com/news/15762329/detail.html?rss=atl&psp=irresistible" target="_blank">http://www.wsbtv.com/news/1576 2329/detail.html?rss=atl&psp=irresistible</a> Now most people love picnics.
Originally Posted By WilliamK99 <a href="http://mb.laughingplace.com/MsgBoard-T-95283-P-5.asp" target="_blank">http://mb.laughingplace.com/Ms gBoard-T-95283-P-5.asp</a> Already had a heated discussion about this guy...
Originally Posted By jdub <<Already had a heated discussion about this guy...>> This is the inevitable consequence, though, of vague topic headings (in this case, "We Have Too Many Laws")--someone could see the thread, but not dip in, as it looks like it was created to pick a fight-- not talk pic-a-nics. >>...a heated discussion ...<<< Well, things GET hot when two pieces of wood are rubbed together, right?
Originally Posted By barboy I like your title DAR, ---reminds me of a '90's movie, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, where Genine Garafalo(sp?) says something like, "It's OK to love your pets as long as you don't LOVVVVE your pets."
Originally Posted By DlandDug A second on the vague topic headings. I just read and posted over on the other one for the first time, even though I had seen it before. The title didn't get my attention-- certainly not the way this one did!
Originally Posted By WilliamK99 I just want to know how big this picnic table hole was, I just looked at the bench and the hole for umbrella isn't big at all....
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight ok so, If you happen to know this man who has done this to this poor table. If you were to invite him over for dinner do you, A)put a table cloth over your dinning room table to he does not see it and become aroused? B) stand over the kitchen sink and eat where no table will be harmed? C)bring out the T.V trays and offer him the next best thing to a 'fullsized' table? ( oh dear,but what if he's a tableophile?? I retract the T.V tray idea.*shudders at the thought*
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight <<put a table cloth over your dinning room table so he does not see it and become aroused?>> Wait, or would that just be dressing up a poor unwilling table prompting a sexual assault? Does that make one an accomplice? Oh dear. This is very bad..very bad indeed.
Originally Posted By jdub I'd cover everything from the picnic table, to the drains, to the electrical outlets. "Electric eels...do it, though it shocks them, I know." --Cole Porter
Originally Posted By DAR <<( oh dear,but what if he's a tableophile?? I retract the T.V tray idea.*shudders at the thought*>> And if he is attracted to the kiddie table during Thanksgiving would that make him a pedotableophile or tablepedophile?
Originally Posted By jdub THANKSGIVING!!?!??! Let's make it HAM this year (and no, I don't care to elaborate).
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Then there was the masochist who just loved tables that pulled apart for inserting a leaf (or something else) and then slid back together.
Originally Posted By disneyland1 OH. MY. GROSS. This is just icky. eeeeewwwww. there are REALLY people like this? ! Holy Moly.
