Today's Stock Market Report

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    Originally Posted By Mrs ElderP

    TODAY'S STOCK MARKET REPORT

    Helium was up, feathers were down.
    Paper was stationary.
    Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
    Knives were up sharply.
    Cows steered into a bull market.
    Pencils lost a few points.
    Hiking equipment was trailing.
    Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
    Weights were up in heavy trading.
    Light switches were off.
    Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
    Diapers were unchanged.
    Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
    The market for raisins dried up.
    Coca cola fizzled.
    Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
    Sun peaked at midday.
    Balloon prices were inflated.
    Scott Tissue touched a new bottom
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    LOL

    Makes me want to "invest".
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Ohh that was cute!! Thanks MEP!
     

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