Originally Posted By DAR According to mixed drinks.com I expect you ladies to be fawning all over me. 1) Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be 2) Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. 3) Hi. Are you cute? 4) Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. 5) Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine? 6) Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 7) Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas. 8) If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty. 9) If looks were against the law you'd be arrested, booked, and jailed for life. 10) I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. 11) Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. 12) You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room. 13) Pinch me... You're so fine I must be dreaming. 14) Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 15) Ouch! My tooth hurts! ...Because you are sooo sweet! 16) If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. 17) You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 18) Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down... go ahead say no. 19) Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. 20) Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes." 21) I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you? 22) I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it? 23) You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. 24) Baby, if you were words on a piece of paper, you'd be what they call fine print. 25) If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? 26) Is it hot in here or is it you? 27) I'm new in town... Could you give me directions to your apartment? 28) You with all those curves, and me with no brakes !!! 29) Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot? 30) Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 31) Wanna know what would look good on you.. Me. 32) Do you like blueberries or strawberries, because I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning. 33) I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me? 34) Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine... 35) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 36) Thats a nice outfit. It would look great crumpled up on my floor. 37) Do you sleep on your stomach? ...Can I? 38) I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house? 39) Are you from Tennessee? You must be... because you're the only ten I see. 40) Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 41) Come over to my house and lets do math, subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and we'll multiply. 42) For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. 43) You are the only reason why I came in here alone. 44) Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime. 45) I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. 46) When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. 47) Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you." 48) Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes? 49) If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!! 50) Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Originally Posted By threeundertwo You have got to be kidding. Would any of those actually work with anyone? And ladies, here's the only pickup line you'll ever need: I have a beer fridge.
Originally Posted By FerretAfros Where?! Lemme at it! : ) Some of those are really really bad. I want to try some time, just to see what happens. (Most likely ending with me in a pile in a corner somewhere)
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Oh, alright I'll admit it. I have had a couple of these used on me. LOL. Usually, they will get you a harsh glare at best. I do have to say though that if you play it off right, kinda like poking fun at yourself and showing her you have a good sense of humor, it *could* work. Like #18 has a bit of potential. But I would STRONGLY advise against using any of these. LOL.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling I *just* noticed DAR's intro - <<According to mixed drinks.com I expect you ladies to be fawning all over me.>> ROFL!!!
Originally Posted By Loreigh Haha I agree that #18 has potential. If that one is said correctly with the right attitude it just might work
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb #35 is just creepy <shudder> but I agree with the others #18 has potential
Originally Posted By chickendumpling LOL! Soooo many of these are CREEPY. Like 19 for instance. creep-Y.
Originally Posted By FerretAfros I'm a fan of 41. That's one of those ones that you just have to try (or watch someone else try) just to see the reaction. I think it would be priceless! : )
Originally Posted By FerretAfros Excellent! However, I don't think I could do it with a straight face. I would have to practice in front of a mirror or something...
Originally Posted By FerretAfros What have I gotten myself into? I'll be expecting prompt payment as soon as I finish. I will need something to cover the hospital bills.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Well next you be asking for medical and dental coverage, and you have even filled out a W-2 or a 1099.
