Originally Posted By trailsend 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
Originally Posted By knightnfrees OMG, Trailsend! <--Standing o from this gallant knight. Brilliant! (Ala Statler and Waldorf) More! More! Lol.
Originally Posted By trailsend TDG ~ where are you? I've had this here all day and you haven't seen it yet.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now ROFL!! That one is by far my favorite.
Originally Posted By alexbook Pardon my ignorance, but I know that "How Can I Miss You (If You Won't Go Away)" is an actual song. Are the rest of these real, too?
