Originally Posted By friendofdd Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "You drive. I'll man the guns."
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO ANGELS, SWEEP the Dodgers!!! GO PADRES!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 249 bottles of beer on the wall 249 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 248 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd I asked her how she always seemed to know the answer, and she said she had a personal teacher inside her head. "I see," I said, "you've got in-tuition."
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 248 bottles of beer on the wall 248 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 247 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd "We have to leave the ship even though it did not hit the iceberg," Tom said with reckless abandon.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Gozer the Gozerian, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, he came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Sloar! Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you.
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Originally Posted By LVCajun I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. Face it, Kent, you threw up on Dean Wormer.
Originally Posted By LVCajun Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!
Originally Posted By LVCajun I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to god!
Originally Posted By LVCajun It's got a cop motor: a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is this the new Bluesmobile, or what?
Originally Posted By LVCajun Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up . . . we'll all get up . . . it'll be anarchy!
Originally Posted By LVCajun Don't you ever talk about my friends! You don't know any of my friends! You don't look at any of my friends! And, you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends! So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's B.M.W., and your poor, rich, drunk mother in the Caribbean!
Originally Posted By LVCajun Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay, telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as: a brain, an athlete, a basket case, princess, and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed.
Originally Posted By LVCajun OOOPS I got admined...I am sorry I censored all the "bad words" I thought that was enough. Guess I was wrong. Again sorry I will pick my quotes more carefully in the future.
Originally Posted By LVCajun My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels.
Originally Posted By LVCajun The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school.
