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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Bird Poop
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Yes, I wanna be just like Candice!
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    I AM THE ATTACK BANANA!!!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

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    127 bottles of beer on the wall
    127 bottles of beer
    Take one down
    Pass it around
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    And don't forget about the telecoms engineer who was committed to an asylum...
    They said he had too many hang-ups.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    Go Broncos!
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    I USED to like Ursula.... ;) Need to add to my suck list.....

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    BRONCOS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    BRONCOS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    Ursula, you tock!! Go you crazed ATTACK BANANA!
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    BRONCOS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


    123 bottles of beer on the wall
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    I hope there are a million olives at my cousin's house tomorrow.
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    It would be the PITS if there aren't any. HAHA, get it? The pits? No...lookee over there--a nickel!
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    BRONCOS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


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    122 bottles of beer
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    Pass it around
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
    BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
    I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
    I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
    THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
    THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
    BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
    WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
    TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
    THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
    SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
    AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
    GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
    PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
    I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
    'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
    I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,
    FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
    WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING
    AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
    BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
    HAPPY EATING TO ALL -
    PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
    MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
    MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
    MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY
    HAVE NARY A LUMP.
    MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
    MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
    MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY
    OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

    MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    BRONCOS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


    121 bottles of beer on the wall
    121 bottles of beer
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    Pass it around
    120 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    I have 3 loads of laundry to do and no quarters.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    BRONCOS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


    120 bottles of beer on the wall
    120 bottles of beer
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    Pass it around
    119 bottles of beer on the wall
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    I did my laundry. Can someone put it away for me? Thanks!
     
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