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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    BRONCOS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

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    Originally Posted By DlandDug

    d-d-d-d-dalmatians???
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    My clean laundry is still sitting here.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    BRONCOS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    How did Dug find his way to this topic?
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandDug

    <--- came to snipe the spotted puppies!
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    BRONCOS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    Laundry update:after asking my cat Tom to put the laundry away, I finally caved after his staunch refusal to do it and put it all away last night.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    BRONCOS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    :p
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    BRONCOS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    What safety features do medicine bottles in Florida have? They have Tampa-proof caps.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West......

    GO AZTECS!!!

    RAIDERS SUCK!!! Last Place in the AFC West

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
    He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
    "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
    No one answered.
    "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
    Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
    He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"
    The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West...... (Yep, Broncos Suck)

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    I wish there was a button to control the intelligence level of programs on my TV.
    There's one labelled "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West...... (Yep, Broncos Suck)

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    I did another load of laundry today. Every piece of clothing except for the pants/shirt/socks/and undies that I have on are hanging in the closet, or folded up in a drawer. Go me!
     
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    Originally Posted By Darkbeer

    GO CHARGERS!!! First Place in the AFC West...... (Yep, Broncos Suck)

    RAIDERS SUCK!!!

    DODGERS SUCK!!!

    DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park"

    POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!!

    <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a>


    111 bottles of beer on the wall
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    How do you train a platoon of elite dentists in the army? You give them a drill instructor.
     
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