Originally Posted By Deogges Mom <<heheheh Good ones, DM! >> Thank you. I wanted to do something different today.
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Help save the Mt. Soledad War Memorial!!! <a href="http://soledadnational.com/" target="_blank">http://soledadnational.com/</a> GO PADRES!!!! GO US MEN'S NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!!! GUATEMALA SUCKS!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! (YES THEY DO!!!!!) DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 14,273 bottles of beer on the wall 14,273 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,272 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom Things to do at Wal-Mart 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code 3' in house wares ......... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti--depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME, PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" And last but not least! 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell,very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Help save the Mt. Soledad War Memorial!!! <a href="http://soledadnational.com/" target="_blank">http://soledadnational.com/</a> GO PADRES!!!! GO US MEN'S NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!!! GUATEMALA SUCKS!!!! USA Won tonight 2-0!!!! Landon Donavan goins the LA Galaxy tomorrow RAIDERS SUCK!!! (YES THEY DO!!!!!) DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 14,272 bottles of beer on the wall 14,272 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,271 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom GO PADRES!!!! GO US MEN'S NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! (NOT!!!!!) COWBOYS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! Petsels are better...especially cream cheese filled petzels. 14,271 bottles of beer on the wall 14,271 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,270 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Help save the Mt. Soledad War Memorial!!! <a href="http://soledadnational.com/" target="_blank">http://soledadnational.com/</a> GO PADRES!!!! GO US MEN'S NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!!! GUATEMALA SUCKS!!!! USA Won last night 2-0!!!! Landan Donavan joins the LA Galaxy today RAIDERS SUCK!!! (YES THEY DO!!!!!) DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 14,270 bottles of beer on the wall 14,270 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,269 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom GO PADRES!!!! GO US MEN'S NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!!! GUATEMALA SUCKS!!!! USA Won last night 2-0!!!! YEA!!!!!!!!!! Landan Donavan joins the LA Galaxy today (Is this good?) RAIDERS SUCK!!! (NOT!!!!!) COWBOYS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! Petzels are better....especially cream cheese stuffed petzels. 14,269 bottles of beer on the wall 14,269 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,268 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd Today, I had a patient who had two carrots up his nose, a radish in one ear and a stick of celery in the other ear. He said, "Doc, I'm not feeling well." I told him, "That's because you're not eating right."
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two in the front and 3 in the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts. The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly. The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK? These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Help save the Mt. Soledad War Memorial!!! <a href="http://soledadnational.com/" target="_blank">http://soledadnational.com/</a> GO PADRES!!!! GO US MEN'S NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!!! GUATEMALA SUCKS!!!! USA Won last night 2-0!!!! Landan Donavan joins the LA Galaxy today - Yes, it is a GOOD thing, a great player MEXICO SUCKS!!! - only tied Panama 1-1 RAIDERS SUCK!!! (YES THEY DO!!!!!) DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 14,268 bottles of beer on the wall 14,268 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,267 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom RAIDERS SUCK!!! (NOT!!!!!) COWBOYS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! Petzels are better....especially cream cheese filled petzels. 14,267 bottles of beer on the wall 14,267 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,266 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Help save the Mt. Soledad War Memorial!!! <a href="http://soledadnational.com/" target="_blank">http://soledadnational.com/</a> (And to anyone who signed the petition.. thanks, we now have over twice as many signatures as we need to overturn the "gang of five" on the San Diego City Council... now if only one sees the light and changes his/her vote to avoid a special election...) GO PADRES!!!! GO US MEN'S NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!!! GUATEMALA SUCKS!!!! USA Won last night 2-0!!!! Landon Donavan joins the LA Galaxy today - Yes, it is a GOOD thing, a great player MEXICO SUCKS!!! - only tied Panama 1-1 RAIDERS SUCK!!! (YES THEY DO!!!!!) DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 14,266 bottles of beer on the wall 14,266 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,265 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Jan Brady has anybody in here seen my brother Peter? I think he stole my diary again. Moooooooooooooooom!!
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom GO PADRES!!!! GO US MEN'S NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! (NOT!!!!!) COWBOYS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! Petzels are better...especially cream cheese filled petzels. 14,265 bottles of beer on the wall 14,265 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,264 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer Help save the Mt. Soledad War Memorial!!! <a href="http://soledadnational.com/" target="_blank">http://soledadnational.com/</a> (And to anyone who signed the petition.. thanks, we now have over twice as many signatures as we need to overturn the "gang of five" on the San Diego City Council... now if only one sees the light and changes his/her vote to avoid a special election...) GO PADRES!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! (YES THEY DO!!!!!) DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 14,264 bottles of beer on the wall 14,264 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,263 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom GO PADRES!!!! GO US MEN'S NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM!!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! (NOT!!!!!) COWBOYS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! Petzels are better...especially cream cheese filled petzels. 14,263 bottles of beer on the wall 14,263 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,262 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By Darkbeer GO PADRES!!!! GO LA GALAXY!!! CHIVAS USA SUCKS!!! RAIDERS SUCK!!! (YES THEY DO!!!!!) DODGERS SUCK!!! DCA WAS BUILT ON THE CHEAP!!! <--- Quote from Roy Disney, second quote...built "half a park" POPCORN, THE 2005 SNACKIE WINNER!!! POPCORN IS HAPPY FOOD!!! <a href="http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/" target="_blank">http://darkbeer.smugmug.com/</a> 14,264 bottles of beer on the wall 14,264 bottles of beer Take one down Pass it around 14,263 bottles of beer on the wall
Originally Posted By friendofdd I went to buy some camoflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
