Originally Posted By RoadTrip You know you wanted another RoadTrip underwear thread. So of course I will respond to popular demand and provide one. About 4:30 this evening I went to the men's room at work to take care of a MUCH NEEDED #1. I hadn't done such a thing since leaving my house at 8:30 AM, and I was in considerable need. I zipped down the zipper and went searching for what guys search for. Mr. Johnson was there, but his front door wasn't!! I spend a couple of minutes trying to free Mr. Johnson, but it was all to no avail. He was trapped inside the boxer briefs and nothing I did would free him. OK. Now it is getting serious. I REALLY need to do #1. At this point my pants are unzipped but I don't care. I kind of shuffle over to the nearest stall and shut the door. Once my privacy is secured I drop my jeans and discover the sad truth. When I put my undies on this morning I put them on BADCKWARDS!! So although I now had ventilation for Mr.Tushie, there was no place where Mr. Johnson could go to take out the trash. I panicked. I knew what I had to do. But did I REALLY want to do it in a public restroom? Well, it was about an hour and a half after most employees go home, so I felt safe. I shut the stall door and pulled off my shoes, jeans and undies. I accomplished a much needed #1 and then proceeded to put myself back together. Within a minute I was good to go and no one had any idea about the crisis I had faced. This time things turned out OK. But just think what might happen if the next time you need to take care of business there was no place where Mr. Johnson could escape. It is pretty darned frightening... I hope you never experience it.
Originally Posted By poohbear14 Too funny! :-D Seeing as how Mr. Johnson didn't need to see the light of day for 8 hours I'm surprised you took the time to set things right.
Originally Posted By knightnfrees <<So although I now had ventilation for Mr.Tushie,>> Mr. Tushie was thankful for that, I bet. "But, it's a dry heat." You painted a lovely story, btw.
Originally Posted By bloona my eyebrows seem to be stuck at a somewhat higher position than they usually live after reading that....lol couldnt you just pull the boxer shorts down from the waistband, like you would if wearing briefs? I dont know how these things work, I haven't done a study on men's toilet habits, but it sounds easy. Or unfasten the button on your trousers too? good luck with dressing in future...lol (label goes at the back)
Originally Posted By wahooskipper Man, oh, man. I suddenly feel much better about myself. But, yeah...why couldn't you do like bloona said and just lower the flag to half-mast in order to...um...take pressure off the situation?
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost Probably has the "old" man type that pull nearly up to the neck and are held in place by suspenders (braces, for the proper English crowd).
Originally Posted By bloona thank you for the translation, suspenders are a totally different thing here!...lol....I hope he wasnt wearing those!!!! rofl
Originally Posted By Tiggirl I, for one, always enjoy the RoadTrip Underoo threads. I'm so glad you were able to correct the situation! It could have been a real disastor. As we learned in your last "undergarment thread", I usually wear a thong so I can say that I think I would notice right away if I slipped them on backwards... But I have, on occasion, put them on inside out in my 5am haze. Once I realize it, it drives me crazy until I'm able to correct the situation. LOL! ~Beth
Originally Posted By LacyBelle Great storytelling, Trippy. And just careful enough to stay within Community Standards. Happy to hear everything turned out okay and hope you did better when dressing this morning.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<couldnt you just pull the boxer shorts down from the waistband, like you would if wearing briefs?>> I'm not terribly coordinated. I know other guys seem to pull the waistband down successfully but I've never mastered it. To pull the waistband down you have to loosen your belt and unsnap your jeans. I've never been able to do that without my jeans ending up bunched around my feet.
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs *smacks forehead with hand* I'm sure he's the type who can't hold a Churro and souvenir shopping bags in both hands while walking either.
Originally Posted By bloona Im learning so much in this thread!...lol wearing a thong for the gym is interesting.......lol.........tried that anyone?...lololololol. no Im not sweating, my eyes are watering so much it just looks that way!
Originally Posted By wonderingalice Heh heh heh heh... Too funny! But didn't you forget something?? We KNOW you were doin' the PP Dance! (The same one we all do when fumbling with keys at the door after driving home without 'going before we left!' ;-)
Originally Posted By bloona oh I am terrible at that, its as if my front gate has some kind of sensor on it that triggers my bladder into thinking it is already in the bathroom, I didnt even need to go 3 steps ago, now Im bursting, it happens soooooooo many times, I stand there jiggling, often having to get the boys to stay outside together until I run upstairs as I cant possibly bend to get Connor out of his stroller first!!!!!!!!!! lol my neighbour often comes out to chat and I have to tell her its happened again!!!!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the question, "What side do you dress on?" when for Trippy it doesn't mean left or right it means front or back! LOL. Very amusing story man. Thanks for sharing. *grins* This thread just feels so incomplete without a comment from Tall! LOL.
Originally Posted By FerretAfros "Within a minute I was good to go and no one had any idea about the crisis I had faced." Nope, nobody know about what happened. Especially since you have it plastered on the internet where everyone can see it. (in hypnotic voice) Nobody knows...nobody knows..nobody knows...
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs Of course Nobody knows... Nobody probably read this, and I'm willing to be that Nobody is having a big laugh out of this.
Originally Posted By bloona I think it's my age, and the fact I was rubbish at remembering to do my pelvic floor excercises when pregnant!...lol
