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The nurse who gave me my booster shot had a really good touch: subtle as a mosquito's mouthparts. Then again, when you give the same shot a...
At any rate, the real Xerox Ventura Publisher (not the memory-hogging PageFaker knockoff that Corel turned it into) doesn't run on anything but...
That reminds me of one of Yakov Smirnoff's old stand-up bits: Something to the general effect of, "Never tell a Russian his mother wears combat...
Once, I got really small. And got inside a vacuum cleaner. Then the drug wore off. I retained the shape of a vacuum cleaner for two weeks. (And I...
Hmm. My DOS notebook is fast enough that, in Xerox Ventura Publisher (runs under a runtime version of GEM, and was written to run on an XT, back...
Even better: Today, I installed Firefox, GIMP, and LibreOffice. Firefox was the biggest challenge: if you go through the Google Play Store, the...
My new Chromebook is so much better than my cheap-ass tablet. A real keyboard; it's not wasting CPU cycles synchronizing things I neither need nor...
You may recall that my 1978 Datsun 510 was "Arabella." Named after the restored Model A Ford in Nanny and the Professor.
Best way to block access to a web site (whether it's Bing, or Facebook, or whatever) is to go into your host table, and add an entry remapping it...
My dad saw how well I was doing with my Leaf (tentatively named "Millie," because she's "Thoroughly Modern"), and bought a Kia Niro plug-in...
After 51 weeks behind the wheel of my Leaf, I still find it oddly satisfying to be able to abruptly accelerate like a proverbial bat out of Hell,...
Hmm. Still stuck on bowties, despite my having provided plenty of other free association fodder in my last post. (You do realize that anybody who...
I just saw the encore presentation of the latest "Live In Front of a Studio Audience" special, the one with The Facts of Life and Diff'rent...
I generally wear a bowtie when I'm wearing a suit for anything other than church. (They seem a bit too immodest for church.) I've also been known...
I don't do Uber or Lyft. They take food out of the mouths of medallion taxi drivers and their families, AND they discriminate against those who do...
I've always found it highly discriminatory that the "Disney's Magical Express" shuttle service (and Mears in general) didn't service passengers...
Thinking of buying an orange bowtie for St. Patrick's Day.
And where exactly are Gonzo and Rizzo, for the food? Captain Kidd's?
I'm masked if I'm not either at home (as in within the property line), or alone in my office, or actively eating or drinking, or (while holding my...
While the Board was gone (and/or after I'd about given up on it ever coming back), I had time to plan and take my first vacation in two years: a...
