Originally Posted By bloona OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is that Jack sparrow over there?? I can see his telescope!!! Be right back girls, just get this snow off my hair first please one of you, I want to make a great first impression.....where did I leave those boots with the 6inch heel? "JACK" oh "Jaaaaaccccccccccccckkkkk"
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 Nooooooooo! bloona! It's a trap! The real Jack has much better hair and much shinier gold teeth! (Quickly throws a (tiny) snowball at bloona, stopping her in her tracks) I'm sorry bloona, but I had to break the fake-Jack spell!
Originally Posted By DVC_dad *in his best Jack Sparrow voice*** "aye, 'tis me love! Why not come on over for a visit with your old friend, Jack? Hurry along now, don't be did-swaded by your friends. I've got a lovely seat right here just like me own. I'm keppin it warm for ya." *pats the hidden snowballs lightly and smiles.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad As bloona approaches, she realizes all too late who is really waiting! DVD jumps up and shouts, "a pirate's life for me bloona!" winks and let's the snowballs fly! (((((splat, splat, splat)))))
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter *hobbles, wheezing, into the war zone, dragging her nebulizer behind her. Gasps out, "Feel free to use glitter in your snowballs, girls. I'm no use to you now as not enough oxygen is getting to my brain to enable me to come up with anything nearly as clever as you all have been doing. I'll be back later once I've recuperated." Hears the distant voices of her doctor, Mr. Glitter, and Mama Glitter all screaming at her, "Pixie!!! What on earth are you doing out in that snow when you have pneumonia?!? You get your glittery little butt back in the house and go lie down!!" Hobbles back home, gasping and wheezing pitifully.*
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter *fakes a huge coughing fit as she passes DVC, falls down in the snow and flails about madly, kicking snow all over DVC. Giggles, causes herself another wheezing fit, and crawls off toward home.*
Originally Posted By bloona It wasnt really Mr Depp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! had me fooled............... my make up still ok Sherry? (thank goodness for this snow proof stuff we're wearing) I just saw something that looked a bit Pixie Glitter like, but pale and making odd cough noises, must be a relation of hers. mmmm Right, Im going to sue DVC for impersonating a pirate.Anyone got a cell phone?
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Now Mrs. Bloona, no need to get the solicitor or Barrister involved. I have written consent from Mr Depp to impersonate Capt Jack Sparrow whenever I want. See? ^waves a bundle of papers from behind his snowbank. *as he wipes germ infested snow off of his clothes. I hope PG gets well fast !
Originally Posted By bloona oh, so you know Mr Depp? oh oh oh, can you arrange for me to meet him????????????????????? I'll agree to stop snowballing you!
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 bloona! You can't trust him after what he just did! I'm sure he doesn't really know Johnny.
Originally Posted By bloona But he might!!!!!!!!!!!! Just imagine if I turned down the offer and he REALLY did!???
Originally Posted By bloona Ed...you sell port at that place of yours...????.... I dont like pirate rum, but its close! oh, do we pay, or just add it to smedleys tab?
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 bloona--even if he does know Johnny, just think what Captain Jack would say about you agreeing to a truce with the enemy! Well, okay, sure. He would say that it's every man for himself. But what would he say about...well, sure, Jack would do whatever it took to get what he wanted. Okay, do what Jack would do! (But remember, he would never keep a truce after he got what he wanted )
Originally Posted By debtee Even on her deathbed Pixie has proved once again what a true girl she really is and got those boys for us!
Originally Posted By EdisYoda I may have a bottle of port around here somewhere bloona... ah, here it is.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Oh, for heaven's sake, do I have to haul myself off my deathbed to talk some sense into bloona here?! IT'S A TRAP!!! Honest to goodness, girl, you've no more sense than a Junebug. Stay away from that Sparrow imposter. <coughcoughWHEEZE>
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <----carries a Hot Toddi out to Pixie Glitter to help her get over her ills.
Originally Posted By bloona mmmmmmmmmmm Pixie..but its Johnny Depp! Im sure Smedley would not be able to say no either....mmm....oh decisions decisions...... Ok, I tell you what, DVC just hand him this note from me.......NO PEAKING!!!!!!.......I expect a reply. Right thanks for the port Ed, goes to my head a bit I'll warn you all now..
Originally Posted By DVC_dad DVC takes the note, and stuffs it into his pocket with plans to really make sure it gets delivered to Mr. Depp. He thinks to himself that after tricking bloona so badly, he had better come through on this deal. DVC heads into Yoda's for a refill. He bellies up to the bar. Hey Master Yoda, another refill 'o that Pirate Rum please...dat rum it make me loose! <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2ztacu" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/2ztacu</a>
