Originally Posted By DVC_dad Goes over to the phone on the wall and begins calling everyone he knows on the planet to see if he can figure out a way to get this note to Mr. Depp. And Pixie, great to have you in the snow ball fight! Well what's left of you after pneumonia that is. Hope you are feeling better PG!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter *stares, befuddled, at DVC. Random thoughts (and very little oxygen) swirl around in her brain. "He's being nice. . . but he's one of the enemy. . .the get well wishes sounded very sincere. . . but he's a BOY. . .if he's sincere, I should thank him. . . I wonder if Mr. Glitter got any diet 7-UP at the store. . .it might be another trap. . .I really love these slippers; they're so comfy. . .clearly I'm incapable of making any major decisions right now, so I must ask someone very wise and levelheaded and completely immune to trickery to help me. . . hm. . . "* BLOONA! Help!
Originally Posted By DVC_dad *said in his best Southern Drawl... "Hey Pixie honey, you need some help? I'll be ya Huckleberry. Ya'll gulls can truuust me suga!"
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter *giggle* He called me "sugar." He must be entirely trustworthy (and have excellent taste to boot). *bats her eyelashes at DVC before lapsing into another coughing/wheezing fit*
Originally Posted By bloona Pixie!? you ok hunny? got that note still? how come? You didnt read it did you?? You promised!! Pixie,its ok to take the compliment from DVC, I trust him now too. He's giving Johnny my note you know! He wasnt lying at all! awwww
Originally Posted By DVC_dad The following phone conversation is overheard by a few of the patrons in Yoda's pub... "Yes this is Mr. Bruckheimer's office calling for Mr. Depp." "Yes I will hold." "Yes I thank you I will put Mr Bruckheimer on the line." ***DVC dad switches hands and puts on his best impersonation voice... "Hello Depp? Jerry here. What say we make a new film?" "Yeah sure, it has a name, "Pirates of the Chunnel." We can make it futuristic and whatnot, have lots of explosions and action, you battle some French Navy, you chase the girl, you wooo said girl, you end up winning the heart of said girl, we all make milliions and go home happy. What do you say to that?" "You like it eh?" "Well listen Johnny, I know just the she'la for the part of "said girl" if you get my meaning." "Yeah her names bloona and I asked her to send you a note to introduce herself." "Who is she? Why this gal is royalty man, the queens second cousin's nephews grandchild's brothers aunt once removed or something, you know how royalty is man. Eveyone can't get enough of it. That's why bloona's perfect and she's hot too, looks like Segourney Weaver if you ask me." "Yeah you're right, that's a big plus." "Yeah I've got the note, I'll have my personal courrier send it over ok? "Yeah, listen he's a middle aged dad looking sort of chap, pretty good fella, and he likes Rum. See that you treat him nice when he shows up ok? Yeah and give him one of those nice Scotch bottles you have from the 40's, to take back to a guy they call Yoda." "Yeah Yoda..... Yeah Y - O - D - A " "Yeah he'll be by later today. Thanks a bunch old friend." ***DVC hangs up the phone, steels himself and heads off to Mr Depp's office. See you later folks! I'll be back in a few hours. Hey Yoda a round for the house and put it on... you know. ***winks at bloona on his way out.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Hours later DVC returns with a smile on his face and a 65 year old bottle of Scotch under his arm.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Here ya go Yoda *flips the bottle through the air* *Yoda still with his back turned holds up his arm* *The bottle of scotch stops in midair, hovers and cones down to rest gently on the bar." Taste this you shall eh master?
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Thank you I do. Very good it is... yesssss Keep this for special occasions I will.
Originally Posted By bloona whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo told you girls, DVC's the man to trust! hey you can throw a snowball at me if you like for that mr DVC!
Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom Did I miss anything? I was busy out shopping for a new Maple syrup pitcher.
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 Christie, unnoticed for the moment has snuck through the tunnel behind Ed's bar, and while everyone else is talking about bloona's upcoming feature debut (good distraction there, bloona!) hurries to the boys' fort.
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 Christie scurries through the dark, deserted tunnel. As she nears the boys' fort, the unmistakeable stench of testosterone assails her nostrils.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad DVC goes outside to ask.... Hey bloona, what was in that note to Mr Depp anyway, can you tell us? Or, is it a secret? Huummmmm? Oh and BTW... <<<<<<<<SPLAT!>>>>>>>>>
Originally Posted By DVC_dad DVC starts to wonder.... Hummm did I lock those doors at the fort? No, No I didn't because bloona and company came in. Hummm did my remote conceal all of my secret doors, panels, and spy stuff? Gee, can't be sure. Oh well, it's probably ok.
