Originally Posted By bloona remember the time difference Tom here in smedley/bloona land....we've been up hours. Right, where were we.??? |True... Smedley does have a point that sharing is indeed good. Also True...I dont want to share on this occasion thank you, but you can share anything elsae of mine girls! Also True ...good isnt the first word that springs to mind when describing me. Another true....Vodka not the best idea really. oh and DVC why are you asking where he lives? you said you knew him!!!!!!! Where is he??? Im going to go dye my hair now anyway in the igloo sallon thats just opened over there.Wish me luck! lets hope it hides the current hair dye disaster (two tone woman!)
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Hey just remember bloona, Mr. Depp loves wild and crazy, almost freaky hairstyles. You may want to see what he thinks of your current color before changing. I would add a thrid and fourth color, maybe something purple in there? As for knowing Mr. Depp, well you know... the word "know" is such a subjective word... I'll make a few calls. Oh and bloona... * * * * * * * * * Splat!
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Hey there's yellow snow over there! I hope that's where Yoda discarded some alcohol or something. Is someone making lemon flavored SnowCones again? Hummmm......?
Originally Posted By bloona right hair dye i on, Im sat waiting....so too late DVC..and if that snowball you just threw at me washed off some ofthe dye then...ggggggrrrrr to you matey!
Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom I say we play a little prank on bloona and swap out her hair dye with blue hair dye. Bloona I'm regretfully have to remind you that I am very much aware of the time difference accross the pond. After all, I'm a big fan! London is hanging in my formal livingroom. Is it true, is it always a peachy keen day in the UK? Oh and DVC, Scully Leather has been a western outfitter in California for years, they have lots of rugged blazers and jackets to go around. Now that the cooler weather is here, I can finally wear some of jackets I purchased over the summer months. Oh and I have pictures... I'm a firm believer in shop therapy. Did I mention that I'm down to 16.5% body fat? And continued to put on more muscle? Watch out girls. I pack a mean wallop. Oh bloona....... splat, splat, splat, splat, splat.
Originally Posted By bloona ooooooooooooooooooooh. what do you think of my hair everyone?...slight blue tinge to it though do you think??...thats odd...ah well, better than two tone! Right Mr Tom!! that hurt!!! I also am building muscle, so SPLAT you right back !!!!!!! wanna arm wrestle?. (..lol...actually a funny story for you about me and arm wrestling, come sit by the camp fire and I'll tell ya!..Im rather proud of the muscle on my arms now, Ive gone from my arms looking all flabby to them looking like a mans arms...lol...but anyway, Im impressed...lol..so I thought with these new found muscles, Id be able to easily beat others at arm wrestling..So I challanged my mum,shes 65 and weighs less than 8 stone..mmm...great opponent...SHE BET ME!!!!..I think she carries 7 stone of her weight on her biceps! shes a cleaner at a high school. she has been for 30 years,and carries heavy buckets etc around. SO she says I should challenge my 95 year old grandma...lol...(Im not, dont worry, sure you could get arrested for arm wrestling someone that age!) but she warned me that because she has very little use of her legs these days, her arms are super strong because she has to pull herself up out of chairs etc, and push her wheel chair along....heee heeee.. So Tom, wanna arm wrestle then? Girls does my hair look ok ????
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Uh.....bloona dear, your hair...well are you Thing 1, or Thing 2 !?!?!?! Lololollol ! Tom that's brilliant! Mean, but brilliant! *about that time Johnny's limo pulls up and stops. Out pops Johnny. Johnny: "bloona dear, that must be you. Do come for a ride would you love? We have a movie script to discuss." DVC: "Mr Depp, you mean you LIKE ...... *points at bloona's hair* THAT?!?! Johnny: "of course I do mate." DVC: "But it's an absolute nightmare!" *Johnny leans in close and pokes DVC for emphasis. Johnny: "A nightmare? Trust me, I've had nightmares, that there is a dream." Johnny winks and walks toward the Limo. He stops, opens the door, and with a seemingly drunken but elegant bow, motions for bloona to join him in the car. They drive off. *DVC picks his jaw up off the floor.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad *2 hours pass, the limo returns, bloona hops out, waves as the Limo pulls away and leaves. So bloona, is it going to be a movie about Pirates, someone with scissors for hands, or maybe a chocolate factory? Do tell!
Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom bloona I'm up for arm wrestling! I have a funny "arm" story to tell. Back at the begining of October I went to my doctor's office to get a flu shot. My doctor's nurse was busy, so another nurse gave me the shot. She initially asked me to hold my arm out and then yelled at me telling me I was flexing my arm. I told her I was not flexing. So, she asked me to just let my arm relax and hold it straight down. Which I did and she yelled at me again and told me I was flexing my arm. I finally told her that there was no fat in my arms. She told me the shot was going to hurt, which it did not. When she got done, she then told me I had the most muscular arms she had ever given a shot in, LOL. I told my doctor's nurse and she blushed and said, "well Tom, you do have bigger shoulder and arms now".
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 I don't have any Red Bull, Tom, but I do have a snowball for you! ((((((((Splat))))))))
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Yoda, quick better get some kind of grog down bloona, I think she's lost it. Wow, I think she's in shock! bloona? bloona? Earth to bloona.
Originally Posted By smedley *shakes head* Pull it together woman!! The hair looks fine, but we're supposed to be in the middle of a snowball fight here!! Runs to the top of the hill and starts a ball of snow rolling toward DVC and KT, chortles as she watches it gain size and pace, rolling DVC and KT into it as it goes, then lands with a mighty WHOOOSH at the bottom of the slope, a huge pile of snow with arms and legs poking out at varying angles
