Originally Posted By bloona Ok, so no one dared tell me...mmmm...not a great sign. DVC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By sherrytodd <---Loads anti aircraft snowball slingshot... FIRE!!! A snowball scores a direct hit punching a hole in the balloon. Watches as VCR zig zags through the sky as the balloon deflates. Wow! And I thought that only happened in Looney Toons cartoons!
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Bloona dear. This year we are sporting the latest line of anti-snowball makeup and hairspray. You look wonderful as usual.
Originally Posted By bloona thank goodness for that Sherry..phew right lets get on with this Ed, anything you want to tell us about DVC?
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 It's a good thing we're wearing wigs--you don't want to see how frizzy my hair gets after being pelted with a snowball!
Originally Posted By DVC_dad *wakes up slowly...* Men? Men? *looks around concerned* Where the heck am I? My B, B, B, Ballooooooon !!! Oh it's so on now! Hummm...how will I get back to civilization? According to my GPS, I'm about 30 miles north of the LP Snowball Battlegrounds. I wish I had a snow mobile. I wonder where all the guys went. Oh yeah, they all had parachutes. I forgot to put mine on. Darn, my radio is cracked. I'm a, a, a, alone! *sniff sniff* *heads for civilization. Maybe I can hitch hike back. There must be a road around here somewhere. *hears a strange sound. Looks around for a tree to climb.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad ***Hours later...still lost as the GPS batteries died, but sitting comfortably in a 60 foot pine tree, looking out with binoculars, DVC thinks to himself, "It was soooo worth it. I'll just camp here for the night. I got about 9 MRE's, blankets, this here flight suit, 3 gallons of water, I'm good for now.
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 Girls, are you worried about DVC? Should we feel bad for stranding him in the middle of nowhere, with nothing but bats and racoons to keep him company? NAH!
Originally Posted By DVC_dad *** as darkness falls, DVC hears some sort of squeeking...then suddenly...bats all around! He is releived! Hey bats! Yes! That means there is a cave around here! *he leaves his perch and heads in the opposite direction of the bats.
Originally Posted By bloona Yes Christie, I was just telling Sherry, I heard there's bears around here somewhere, so we should be careful. Theyre in caves around here somewhere. But we have a fort so wont be going in any caves will we?....ahh.so we should be ok.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Oooooooo. Those bears would be pretty grouchy if someone woke them up! I mean just around the snowball grounds alone we have black bears, polar bears, grizzly bears, teddy bears and gummy bears. I can't imagine what would be, say, 30 miles out.
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 30 miles out? Probably gummy bears *and* the Gummi Bears! But only Gruffi, so good luck getting a hot meal and a place to stay, DVC!
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Hmmm. Sun's going down. I can hear the wolves howling. Sounds like they found something.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad * two rabbits stop and raise their ears* *one says to the other.... "What is that I hear? Do you hear it?" *the other says, "Yeah it sounds like..." *both rabbits freeze, three seconds later they see a wild man in military white winter suit, running and whimpering something about 'Mother Mary, full of grace...," 20 seconds after this crazed man passes by at full sprint, stumbling through the snow....a polar bear comes trotting by headed in the same direction. Rabbit one turns to rabbit 2 and says, "better him than us." Rabbit two and rabbit one break out in laughter.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <----uses the Force to try and persuade the Polar Bear that he knows is after DVC_Dad: This is not the person you want to eat...
Originally Posted By DVC_dad * the Polar bear stops, and returns to his cave to rethink his life. (Bravo Yoda!!! and thank you!!!)
