Originally Posted By DVC_dad run? RUN!?!? R U N !!!???? You must be joking! I'd rather lay around getting fat. lol jk Hey Yoda, gimmie a Pina Colada... <-----Breaks into song: Hey READ the WORDS, it's actually a clever song! "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape." I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean. But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine. So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad. And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad. "Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape." So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place. I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face. It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you." And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew".. "That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape." "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
Originally Posted By DVC_dad ^ ^ ^ Yep that's me and my old lady, always reinventing ourselves...never a dull moment around here! I'm the luckiest guy in the world to have her too. Seroiusly. No really , I really mean it. NO No I'm totally serious, no that isn't sarcasm, I really do mean it for real for real. No seriously... no no I AM serious... If she would just stop getting preganant!
Originally Posted By LacyBelle Well, it does take two, Pongo. ;-) I'll go for a run with you, bloona. Hopefully I can keep up...
Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom Thanks You LacyBelle for pointing out the obvious. Points the fickle finger of fate at DVC_Dad, LOL.
Originally Posted By bloona Lol, good one LacyBelle, I told my 11 year old all about that last week ready for his dreaded sex ed lessons....it took me 70 mins to tell him. lol. Been dreading that since he was born. You DID know it takes two DVC dad...(my son didnt!) Right, on your marks, get set. GO! RUNNNNNNNNNING
Originally Posted By DVC_dad <<<Points the fickle finger of fate at DVC_Dad, LOL.>>> um... hehehehe ... is that a finger or something else? jk lol
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb ^^^Ohhh my! I think I need a beer (and a side of contraceptives for Pongo, although I guess he won't need them for a few more months, lol)
Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_DMn1-O88U" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =L_DMn1-O88U</a>
Originally Posted By bloona who is a sugar daddy then Tom? (oh and that woman has never eaten a lolly that size! she is so skinny!)
Originally Posted By smedley I need exercise.... And I feel the need to go horseback riding.... Watch me galloping through the waves, hair flowing, wind blowing, isn't life good??
Originally Posted By DVC_dad <<<Watch me galloping through the waves, hair flowing, wind blowing, isn't life good??>>> Okay and can you add "in the nude" or what? Cause I do recall (with surprising clarity for some strange reason) that your mentioned in some thread like a year ago that you are uh, not lacking the um...upstairs department? LOL sorry! Just kidding around! sort of. I mean, you did say that, or someone did. I'd better quit while I am behind.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad <----- goes to bury himself in the sand. Tom say something. Help me out here.
