Originally Posted By LacyBelle Ooooh. The Beach Club is open. May I please have a margarita, Ed? Nothing like sitting under an umbrella on the beach with a frosty beverage!
Originally Posted By disneydad109 excuse me !! I am get really red here , I would like a little help PLEASE !!!
Originally Posted By smedley Sets up the official factor 50 walk through sun tan lotioner.... This way disneydad109, just walk through the machine, it will set you right up...
Originally Posted By disneydad109 no Mr depp for me please . i fear he would enjoy it too much. it is hard to type one handed with a parrot in the other hand
Originally Posted By Sir Francis Drake Wow ok ok ok this is cool. Let's see... I'll take a Coke and a smile and make it snappy would ya? <--- Climbs onto the stage to provide a little stand up entertainment... It's not easy being me, on the day I was born the doctor told my mother, "I did all I could lady but he pulled through anyway." I'm so ugly, I went to the proctologist and he stuck his finger in my mouth. Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me. I don`t get no respect. I joined Gambler`s Anonymous. They gave me two to one I don`t make it. Last Christmas I got no respect. I gave my kid a BB gun. He gave me a sweatshirt with a bullseye in the back! I don't get no respect. I told my psychiatrist I got suicidal tendencies. He said from now on I have to pay in advance. I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetary plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighborhood!" I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM. Thanks folks you've been great, great I tell ya! Oh what's that lady, there on the front row? Yeah you the British gal... oh yea no problem lady...one more. It was the same thing in the army, no respect. They gave me a uniform that glowed in the dark. Good nite!
Originally Posted By bloona clap clap clap from the British gal . they were bad jokes. lol. try singing. Can I have some vodka in this please Ed?
Originally Posted By disneydad109 Mr Dangerfield and his lawyer would like to speek with you in thier cabana at once.
Originally Posted By disney pete looks like Tom is going for the orange look with the carrot juice me i wanna be brownthanks for the drink Ed
Originally Posted By sherrytodd <---Sneaks away from work and family for a little quiet beach time. Psst Ed can I get a Strawberry Fanta, but don't let Chickie hear. I don't want to have to get out the Fanatana boots.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Too LATE!!! Mwahaaahaaaaaaa! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gokk-1Q0ipQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =gokk-1Q0ipQ</a>
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk FINALLY! I just hate the snow! Oh smedly, I will help you with your castle.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---gets everyone their requested drinks and settles into a long fruitful season.
Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom Oh that carrot juice sure was good. I had to fend off the Easter Bunny though. He was trying to get my carrot juice. I think next I could go for some blackberry, blueberry and elderberry juice.
