Originally Posted By TomSawyer I'd forgotten about that, Dabob. Beer is one of the pillars of civilization. <a target="blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://youtu.be/hUVwR0rw5fk">http://youtu.be/hUVwR0rw5fk</a>
Originally Posted By TomSawyer <a target="blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25593526">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/worl...25593526</a> Even the Pharaoh's brewer was important enough to warrant his own tomb. Guns have only been around for a few hundred years. There was beer even before there was an Abraham and a Sarah. And Noah got drunk on something before his daughters had sex with him.
Originally Posted By Dabob2 Rubbish. Guns are a fairly modern invention, and civilization advanced just fine without them. And today, many societies just as advanced as ours live quite happily without them (or nearly so).
Originally Posted By TomSawyer Oops, Lot was the one who had drunken sex with his daughter. My bad. Here is the Bible story in Legos. <a target="blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/lot_raped_by_his_daughters/02_gn19_31-32.html">http://www.thebricktestament.c...-32.html</a>
Originally Posted By TomSawyer I'd venture to say that the societies that survive without out them are more advanced than ours.
Originally Posted By skinnerbox <<I hope I am never that way.>> Too late. You already admitted to walking around with a gun when doing your neighborhood watch patrol in your apartment complex. Totally against neighborhood watch protocol, btw.
Originally Posted By ecdc >>so are guns.<< That's why all those Egyptian hieroglyphs depict them crushing their enemies with AK-47s. And I'm pretty sure it was Archimedes who invented the Glock. Of course, the Mesopotamians preferred a good old fashioned Colt, because it was more Americ...OMG DONNY WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER!!!
Originally Posted By skinnerbox Paranoid white guys like Donny are addicted to their guns. And you cannot have rational discussions with addicts about their substance abuse.
Originally Posted By Donny Guns have been used to defend nations,even our own country owes it's beginnings to guns. that's just simple
Originally Posted By ecdc >>Guns have been used to defend nations,even our own country owes it's beginnings to guns. that's just simple<< Wow. Forget that the earth is only 6,000 years old. Conservatives apparently think it all started around 1775. No wonder they talk about "traditional" marriage that's completely foreign to any anthropologist. Also, I for one am startled to learn that there were never any rebellions, uprisings, usurpations, coups, or other attacks on established government prior to the American revolution. American History 101 w/ Donny teaches us that everyone was just waiting around for guns in order to be free.
Originally Posted By Dr Hans Reinhardt "Guns have been used to defend nations,even our own country owes it's beginnings to guns. that's just simple" I'm pretty sure you're a decent fellow, but this comment makes you sound like a caveman.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Jesus told people to "Eat, drink (wine) in remembrance of me." I don't remember ever reading that He said "Aim, fire in remembrance of me."
Originally Posted By mawnck Meh. Jesus was in the pocket of the gun lobby. "Blessed are the piece makers ..." (Remington 5:9)
Originally Posted By TheRedhead "even our own country owes it's beginnings to guns" Our country owes its beginnings to the pen. Guns were a necessary evil. "that's just simple" Yep. Simple is the word I was thinking of too.
Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder Let's not beat around the bush any longer- The Second Amendment was all about having armed militias to help fend off foreign invaders back in the 1700's with muskets. It had absolutely nothing to do with making sure redneck dipsh!ts like Donny could own guns because it makes him feel like he has the biggest johnson on the block. But over the years, the insecure, small membered rednecks have managed to convince other similarly afflicted rednecks that it should not only be muskets, but Glocks, .44 Magnums, rifles, AK-47's, etc., because the pencil d!cks still think the British are going to invade. When not worried about Redcoats at the screen door, they take their automatic weapons for a fair fight out to the hills, when they shred a poor defenseless deer or blow a freaking goose to smithereens, all in the name of "sport". And lately, because their position is indefensible, they keep bringing up the strawman of "what about alcohol", because they're too afraid to be exposed for what they are, Smith and Wesson wussies. It's no defense at all, completely unrelated to the gun issue, and frankly, disgusting shameful that booze is what they bring up when trying to excuse the killing of 20 five year old children. A collective f you and up yours to all of them.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip ^^^ Agree, but now it is Obama supporters they are afraid of, not Redcoats...
