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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    Also, beau and Ghandi...so NOT funny of a post, Mele.
     
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    Originally Posted By debtee

    well I'm SO unhappy that MissCandice got a new job!
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    WHAT!?!?!

    She didn't get a new JOB!!


    I am so not happy for her!!! I CAN'T STAND IT.
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    I love when LP breaks!

    I'll be really mad if Miss Candice got a new job!
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    I am very upset that I am employed. I liked not knowing how I was going to pay my bills.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    I was really hoping that Candice would be sleeping in Wal-Mart's parking lot.
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    I really don't want to know what Miss Candice's new job is. I hope she has to wear panty hose every day!
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    That crack about the panty hose was not funny at all.

    I am not offended that dan accidentally mistook me for another poster in a different post. I hope he keeps thinking that I am the troll.
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    I am having so much fun today.
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    I hope I never meet melekalikimaka.

    And that was so easy to spell.

    And I am not hearing Bing in my head right now.
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    This is how she spells her name, really:

    Melililackysomethinghawaiianmaybe

    Just so you know.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Actually, it's Ukranian.

    I would never want to meet 3/2. She's seems so boring and unwitty.
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    ^Feh, I've met her. You're right.^
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    I don't want to meet any of you ladies, especially that Ursula!
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    My new cell phone is a piece of junk. I am mad that T-Mobile changed their policy and let me get a new phone now instead of waiting 4 more months.
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    I bet t1mom is REALLY hoping that fodd sees post #934 in this thread.
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    2/3 is obviously fluent in the Hawai'ian language.
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    My manager is not two-faced and evil. Nope, not at all. Nor did she leave a public drive FULL of personal and confidential information. So darn the luck, I can't turn her in!
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    I hate palindromes.
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    I didn't think it was funny today when I took my husband to the oral surgeon and there was a bowl of tootsie rolls on the counter. I did not laugh that all the patients in there were getting teeth extracted or implants put in and therefore wont be eating tootsie rolls for months. I didn't think it was a funny ironic cruel thing for the staff to do.
     

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