Originally Posted By DlandDug WIll there be any refreshments for the teetotalers in the crowd? Just wondering.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter DLANDDUG!!!! Oh, you dear, dear man! I cannot begin to tell you how happy I am that you have joined in the planning of this momentous occasion. For anyone who has not had the pleasure of meeting the charming Dug in person, let me tell you that he is a creative and artistic man with impeccable taste, a wonderful singing voice, and the political acumen to back turkey legs all the way to the coveted spot of winner of the Snackie Awards. (It's true; I saw it with my own eyes). He has the soul of an artist combined with the eye for detail of a highly skilled engineer. In short, he is the perfect man to fill the role of Chief High Muckety-Muck Supervisor Over all Aspects of Pixie's Wedding. Dug, dear, darling Dug, talented, wonderful Dug (whom the little Glitters still adore and revere), would you please accept this job?
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Oh, and dearest ladies who have stepped forward to offer up your many and varied services to my wedding, please don't feel that my job offer to Dug is in any way a reflection of even the teensiest bit of displeasure (or retching disgust) with any of your wonderful, wonderful specific suggestions. They are all just brilliant. It is just that your many (wonderful and brilliant) suggestions are so abundant and fabulous (not to mention wonderful and brilliant) that I fear that without one unifying vision, the sheer wonder and brilliance and fabulosity of all of your plans might overshadow me as the bride. And we can't have that now, can we? Wonderful; I knew you'd understand!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 So you're firing me as your wedding planner? <eyes get beady> It is so on, Litter. On very very ON! You better hope you live long enough to see your wedding day, you knocked up hussie.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb <---- walks in, practically buried under double armloads of a tie dye assortment of Jell-O boxes, takes one look at Lisa's eyebrow, tosses boxes up in the air and runs from the room while a rainbow cascade of boxes fall through the air.
Originally Posted By murfsmom Oh boy, this can't be good !!!! I've heard about "the eyebrow" !!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter *Sigh.* Lisa, you drama queen, I didn't fire you or anyone else. I simply asked Dug to oversee everything TO MAKE YOU LADIES' LIVES EASIER!!! (It has nothing to do with my wanting something slightly more upscale than a slip and slide and roadkill at my reception. Nothing at all. I am, as always, simply trying to put everyone else first).
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Murfsmom, honey, you might want to just scoot under a table for a bit. You don't want to accidentally wind up on the business end of that eyebrow. Mind you, it's small potatoes compared to my Ol' Skunk Eye, but it's still fairly formidable.
Originally Posted By MissCandice I would love to sing at your wedding. I sing a varied répertoire of songs including these hits: After the Love Has Gone Alone Again, Naturally Breaking Up is Hard to Do Don't Go Breaking My Heart How Can You Mend a Broken Heart If You Leave Me Now Love Hurts 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover Love on the Rocks Separate Lives Tainted Love Unbreak My Heart You Give Love a Bad Name You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling I will accept churros as payment. No checks please.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Hired! And of course I would always love to have you sing your two classics, "Stairway to Heaven" and "Pineapple Funk.'
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>Chief High Muckety-Muck Supervisor Over all Aspects of Pixie's Wedding.<< I have to do this, if only to finally use up the box of business cards I have squirreled away with this very title on them. First question... have you chosen a venue? Any suggestions? Ladies?
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<Box wine and LP DO NOT MIX.>> Well, that's good advice, especially if Pixie and Dug decide that one of the three colors for the wedding is blue! That way, you and I would have an excuse to go back to Mexican Mart and pick up a boatload of that fancy blue BOTTLED wine that was so tasty. I know you'll be busy that day, being bridesmaid and all, but it should only take us about 20 minutes.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter At this point, I'd be thrilled with pretty much any color except brown. Or orange. Or yellow. Or any of the fall tones, actually. So, yes, blue would definitely be an option. As for venue, I was hoping you would design and build one, Dug. But only if that's not too much trouble.
Originally Posted By DlandDug >>...I was hoping you would design and build one...<< You've been hearing things, haven't you?
Originally Posted By DlandDug Sigh. How many trips to Stats is THIS going to involve...? <a href="http://www.statsfloral.com/" target="_blank">http://www.statsfloral.com/</a>
