Originally Posted By bloona ^^^ lol, whole room full of naked women in there the other day, luckily I wear so much make up you cant see when I am blushing!!
Originally Posted By JazzCat Shame on you TDG! You were an English Major remember???? Took ya long enough!
Originally Posted By JazzCat *Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. Yes! I can touch my tongue to the tip of my nose also. * 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do. I'm of the 5% who don't. 1)Who's gonna see it? 2)It'll just be messed up again that night! * Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly. I'm thankful I have a husband who does the laundry. As far as trusting him.......I have a few damaged pieces of clothing! * 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. Nope. Never. But I will if you want me to! * 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear. I wouldn't know. * 67.5% of men wear tightie whities (briefs). I'll believe it when I see it. * The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B. 10 years ago I worked in the Lingerie Department at Mervyns'. The avarage was 36C THEN! * 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. Definately true. If you want to know how to check what bra size you wear, I can tell you. * 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations. Only when I actually have money. * 13% of us admit to occasionally doing our offspring's homework. Never had offspring. * 91% of us lie regularly. I learned my lesson many years ago not to lie. Then I had a nose job. * 27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz. Ugh! All the time when I was in school! * 29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store. Yes, but that was many years ago. * 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods. ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! * 90% believe in divine retribution. Absolutely! * 10% believe in the 10 Commandments. Question: How many people know exactly what the Ten Commandments are? I had to look it up. 1) No other Gods before Me. 2) No idols other than God. 3)Don't use the Lord's name irreverently. 4)Observe the Sabbath. 5)Honor your father and mother. 6)Do not murder. 7)Do not commit adultery. 8)Do not steal. 9)Do not lie. 10)Do not covet. Comment about this: Many people pick and choose what commandments to believe in. I can see how only 10% of people could believe in all of them. I try my best but still I don't always observe the Sabbath, honor my parents (memory) and covet. * 82% believe in an afterlife. Yep! * 45% believe in ghosts. Yep again! * 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail. Nope! * 29% of us are virgins when we marry. Yes. And my nose is *not* growing! * 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't. Yes. * 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item. No. * Over 50% believe in spanking - but only a child over 2 years old. I believe in spanking, but that's another topic all together! * 35% give to charity at least once a month. Yep! We regularly give to our church. * How far would you go for $10 million? 25% would abandon their friends, family, and church. 7% would murder. None of the above, thank you very much! * 69% eat the cake before the frosting. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. * When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton. Yep, but it's only my dh and I. * 85% of us will eat Spam this year. Disgusting! * 70% of us drink orange juice daily. Nope! Too high in sugar. * 22% of us skip lunch daily. Rarely. I'm diabetic and it's bad to skip a meal. * 9% of us skip breakfast daily. Also rarely * 66% of us eat cereal regularly. Yeah, pretty much! * 22% of all restaurant meals include french fries. I rarely eat fast food. * 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds. I'll only eat seedless. * Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side. Isn't that a little too personal? * 45% use mouthwash every day. No, but let me know if I need to. * 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink. Ewwwwwwwwww! No! * The typical shower is 101 degrees F. I prefer cooler showers. * Nearly 1/3 of us women color their hair. I admit that at 43, I color my hair. * 9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery. Nope. I was just kidding about the nose job comment earlier. * 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on. I have on occasion, but quite rarely. * 58% of women paint their nails regularly. What's regularly? Maybe once a month. * 62% of us pop our zits. Ummmmmmmm.....yeah. * 33% of women lie about their weight. Nope! I'm 220 pounds of fun! * 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost. No, but I've felt the presence of one. * 57% have had deja vu. Say that again? * 49% believe in ESP. Yea, I do. * 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids. Only once thank the good Lord! * The average girl starts her period at age 12. Let's just say I wasn't average. * 44% have broken a bone. Yep~my ankle. * Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level. I think mine is around 185. * 14% have attended a self-help meeting. Not unless you include church. * 15% regularly go to a shrink. I don't need a shrink. I'm nerfectly pormal. * 78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home. Oh, by all means yes. * 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up. The other day when I used the unisex bathroom at work, the toilet seat was up. Thankfully C.J. *always* puts the seat down! * 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat. I do, but I think it's pretty gross. * 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet. Since I used to work in the food industry, I do now! * 23.5% admit they don't always flush. I flush, okay!! * 45.2% pee in the shower. If that's 45.2% of the population, it must be all of the men. * 44.9% pee in the ocean. Do I *really* have to answer that?! * 28.1% pee in the pool. When I was a kid, yes. Now, no. * 55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're using the toilet. Only my husband. * 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet. 17% have been caught by the host. I've never been caught, so I'm admitting to nothing! * 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants. Yes. * 29% of us ignore RSVP. Most of the time unless it's for a wedding. * 71.6% of us eavesdrop. I admit that I am an excellent salesperson and if I don't eavesdrop, I sometimes don't know what the customer needs. * 22% are functionally illiterate. What's illiterate mean? * Less than 10% are trilingual. I'm not trilingual. I'm not even bi. * 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR. I'm not sure. Can you tell me what my features are? * 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers. Since I don't have an ATM card, I prefer tellers. * 56% of women do the bills in a marriage. Yes I do. * 2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks. Oh, boy. I suck. * 20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life. No, but it would have been fun! * 40% of us have had music lessons. Yep. Guitar. * 44% reuse tinfoil. It depends on where it's been. * 57% save pretty gift paper to reuse. I guess I'm normal there. * 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch. I confess I have never done that. * 53% read their horoscopes regularly. No. I don't believe in horoscopes. * 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men). No! * 59% of us say we're average-looking. And the other 41% of us are gorgeous! ;p * 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us. Yes. Unless I get to sleep until 10:00 a.m. * 53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers. I guess I'll never have the opportunity since she's passed on. * 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex. Does being in a hot tub count as skinny-dipping? * 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity. I dressed up as the blue fairy this past Halloween. * On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year. Yeah, that sounds about right. * 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends. NOOOOOOOO! * 2 out of 5 have married their first love. I married my second love. It's illegal to marry a pizza. * The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money. Very, very, very true! The second is sex. * Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. C.J. did. My dad's response? "Why the h____ are you asking me? She can do what she wants!" I might add that he was very ill with emphaysema and passed away a week later. * 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees. No. C.J.'s more practical than romantic. * 6% propose over the phone. Whew! He didn't do that thank goodness! * 71% can drive a stick-shift car. Yes! I prefer a stick-shift. * 45% of us consistently follow the speed limit. Bwwwwhahahahahahaha! * 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light. Isn't that what the yellow means? * 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts. I have an upper-body automatic seat belts so I wear a seat belt on 1/3 of my body. * 12% of men never use their car blinkers. My right blinker is broken, but then again, I'm not a man. * 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them. Ohhhhhhhh, C.J. can be a horrible tailgater! Drives me nuts. * 25% of us drive after we've been drinking. I have a one drink limit if I'm driving. * 4 out of 5 sing in the car. La la la la la laaaaaaaaa! * The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. No comment. * 56% of men have had sex at work. With whom? * 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair. No, but I've certainly (ahem)*thought* about it. * 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs. Only 10% of me agrees with that. * 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand. Does 20 years ago and third base count? Oh my gosh~~~~~I'm done!
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 * 2 out of 5 have married their first love. I married my second love. It's illegal to marry a pizza. LOL! Good one Jazzy
