Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear quincytoo, You wound me. You have broken my heart. I shall no longer be able to give advice, dear readers; I am just too upset. In anguish, Pixie
Originally Posted By quincytoo ^^^^Don't worry Kar200nMan she will invoke the 8 hour rule and come back...she always does... Dear Miss Litter Be a dear and try not to drip blood on your way out. It stains dreadfully. I once found myself throwing back a shot of Cabo Wabo, it made me feel wonderful and happy. You might try doing a shot it would works wonders for you. Can you believe that I once saw some poor dear thing throwing back a shot of Ameretto instead of Cabo???
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Thank you, Kar2oonMan. You are an endless source of comfort and inspiration to me.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Yes, Lisa, I'm afraid you are. Really afraid. Really, really afraid for all my poor readers. But alas, my sorrow over quincytoo's cruelty has rendered me incapable of giving the usual exceptional level of advice my dear readers have come to expect and rely on to counter your own horrific and misguided ramblings.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Let's take a trip back through this thread Litter and see what's what?! Comments directed to me: ------------------------ friendofdd: Thank you for your illuminating answers. bloona: I love that reply, so funny. Kar2oonman: Thanks, L&L!!! This could change my life! Ursula: Oh, you are so right! Thank you, Wisewoman!! markedward: Thank you so much for helping me through my deep personal problems yesterday. You're the greatest. I mean, you're the greatest DAR: To quote the Guiness ads BRILLIANT!!! Inspector57: As Lisa said... And from your very own little brain... Pixie Glitter:I must defer to Lisann on this question, as this is one of her areas of expertise Comments directed to you: --------------------------- ???? Why, why I can't find any! ????
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Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter You know, for someone without a publicist, you certainly are adept at twisting things completely (and inaccurately) around in your favor. I shall not even bother to point out the glaring errors in your logic above (okay, except for one. . . "Thanks, L & L!!! This could change my life!". . .who do you think the other L is, peabrain?)
Originally Posted By Lisann22 They were being polite "I", "me", "Lisa", gave the advice. I don't need a publicist - I let my work speak for itself!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Whatever helps you sleep at night. I'm just relieved whenever you manage to come up with any coping method that decreases your psychotic episodes, dear.
Originally Posted By SuzieQ I'm starting to think it's a really good thing my niece's birthday party made me back out of my trip! At 14, my niece is less of a drama queen than Litter! I'll happily head off to Abercrummie for her birthday gift card now.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy <Shooting blanks again Kar2oonman?> He's got some silver bullets in there somewhere---he's got 2 kids!
Originally Posted By quincytoo Dear Lisa and Litter Do you think Dr.Phil and Oprah or Dear Ann Launders and Dear Abby started out like this?? Yours Truly Might have started a war Wondering if she caused soemthing?
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy Dear L&L, Last night I created a thread beginning with the word "Inspector". It was a brilliant link between LP and "Sesame Street", and I had high hopes for its new, young existence. Then while perusing the topics this evening, I see a thread beginning with the word "Inspector" that has new posts---O joy! My beautiful little thread is getting more response! People are seeing the brilliance! And it was last posted upon by PixieGlitter, so it must a highly entertaining message! I am then crushed to click and realize it is not my divine thread, but rather an older one which friendofdd had bumped up. My question is this: who should I be angry with? PixieGlitter, who had the last post and got my initial hopes up, or friendofdd, who had started the new posts on that thread today in the first place? I am asking you because I know I must choose wisely (and given one of you is one of the parties in question, I am sure you may have advice here on where to sway me) Sincerely, Kar2oonAnger
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Kar2oonAnger, Actually, dear, what you need to do is enroll in reading tutoring as it was alexbook and not friendofdd who bumped up the thread in question. Good luck, dear!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Curse you, TALL Disney Guy, for tricking me into giving advice in spite of my broken heart and crushed spirit. You are a nasty, no good, very bad man.
Originally Posted By quincytoo Miss Litter Please realize you were born to give advice and you do it so well....
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear L&L, I am so distraught, I really don't know where else to turn. Just thinking of this awful event sends shivers down my skin to my manicured toes. I can't even bring myself to type out what the problem is, but I'll try again. Here goes: I was emailed the "Latest Press" clippings for our company. It was titled "Tales from the Laughing Place." I was stunned, I didn't know what to do. I was too frightened to even open it. So I ate an Otter Pop and dove it. It had a pdf file of our beloved Laughing Place magazine with an article interviewing the figure-head of my company. He's my boss' boss. I used to cat sit for his wife. I've housed-sat for them, too. They were at my wedding. They sat with Doobie and Rebekah's table, too. Do you know what that means? That my two worlds have collided. THEY. ARE. NOT. SUPPOSED. TO. EVER. I am oobbiey-googlied out beyond belief. What do I do? Who do I turn to? How many more times do I have to shower to not feel this violated? Please, I bed of you, L&L, put your differences aside for this once to give a girl some sound advice!!!! Signed, Not of Sound Mind
