Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Not of Sound Mind, Take some deep breaths, dear. Miss Litter has returned from her bereavement leave and is here to help you. There really is only one thing to do in a situation this extreme, this traumatic. You must buy yourself a new Coach bag. Doctor's orders, dear. If the husband protests, simply refer him to me, and I will explain the medicinal benefits.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear quincytoo, Too little, too late. Try again, and consider bribery. Aloofly, Pixie
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear Pixie, I just got two for my birthday...Coach bags I mean. Does this count or do I need to actually buy myself one? Not of Sound Mind
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Not of Sound Mind, Oh, dear. You're in even worse shape than I thought if you are even asking that question. Of course you must buy another. Or, since you just received two Coach bags, perhaps you might substitute another designer bag, or even a small piece of fine jewelry. The key here is getting you well. . . we must do whatever it takes.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Readers, What does Miss Litter dislike more than almost anything else on these beloved discussion boards? Love, Anti-spots Pixie
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Not of Sound Mind, I've had this happen many times in my workfield. You just must never utter a word about it to your boss - no comments, you didn't see it, you didn't read it, you have no clue. Doobie who? Rebekah who? LaughingPants? LaughingPorch? Then, go shopping for a BIG piece of jewerly, why settle for small when you have the excuse, er reason, yeah reason that you are under severe duress. In fact!! I believe this hideous situation calls for the purchase of a SHAG print.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Um. . . Lisa? Are you okay? Cause you just gave advice that was nearly identical to mine. I'm a little scared. You didn't, like, have a stroke or anything, did you?
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs And then Not of Sound Mind's boss and boss' boss gets copies of the LP Meet DVDs and notices her as Doobie winner and hostes... and then THEY join LP and get into all the fun, even attending the Duckzilla Meet, the Pirates Meet and the Tiki Room Meet.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dearest sherrytodd, Try writing cinquains instead. You're very welcome.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter You know, that really would have worked better as: Dear Haiku Addict, Try writing cinquains instead. You're very welcome. I apologize for being slightly off my game. I'm still suffering Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome after the horrific attack of quincytoo upon my delicate character.
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs *snorts* delicate... er, um, yes... we have to realize that Pixie is a very sweet and delicate character... a very sweet, delicate, frail character...
Originally Posted By bloona oh you are sweet. you still giving advice? It's this Aladdin thing.Im just wondering, should I be worried about Jasmine? see it's her pet,she could set him on me if she finds out. What do you think, would she be cool about it? Also, Im wondering how she gets a waist that tiny.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 It's this Aladdin thing.Im just wondering, should I be worried about Jasmine? see it's her pet,she could set him on me if she finds out. What do you think, would she be cool about it? Also, Im wondering how she gets a waist that tiny. ----------------------------------------bloona, I'm telling you Jasmine is the least of your worries. Aladdin has a secret life way more than you realize as Prince Ali. It's a certain Inspector I'd worry about. He rivals Jasmine for tiny waist - so let me think on that a bit.
Originally Posted By bloona oh, I dont like secrets! mind you ,with eyes like that, I could forgive him anything!
Originally Posted By goodgirl Dear Lisa & Litter, On my trip to Disneyland in May I received some exclusive tickets for Preferred Seating at several of the popular attractions in Disneyland and DCA. In fact, while the coupons are normally only good for two people, I was able to get my entire group of 12 Preferred Seating at It's Tough To Be a Bug. However, on my last two trips no one has seemed interested in Preferred Seating at Golden Dreams. I'm worried about what the reaction will be when I extend the invitation again on my next trip with all my friends. Do you know what's up? Is it me? Signed, Perplexed in Oregon
