Originally Posted By Lisann22 Perplexed in Oregon, I would lie! Tell them it's the the "movie" about their Golden Dream vacation. If that doesn't work, I suggest a different brand of deodorant or the next round at the Hearthstone.
Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch Dear kinder, gentler L (I can't bring myself to use that name that she-who-shall-not-be-named calls you.), I have a wonderful friend that I'll call, oh let's see, uh how about Trixie. Trixie is a caring, gentle, giving person. She is also very passionate and can be outspoken. Unfortunately, many people misinterpret her outspokenness as something else and completely miss seeing all of her wonderful qualities. These people are constantly harping on her about one thing or another. They also never let her forget any mistake that she has ever made in her life. How can I get these cruel people to see the harm they are doing to this wonderful, delicate person? Sincerely, “Trixieâ€'s friend.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear "Trixie"'s Friend, First of all, I simply must comment on how insightful, illuminating, and intelligent all of your posts on LP are. You truly are one of the brightest lights on these boards, dear, and LP, nay, all of Western civilization would be a far better place if there were more people like you. Unfortunately, there is no solution to your problem, I'm afraid. Some people, let's just make up an imaginary example here, let's see, what should we call our example? How about "Wisa"? Some people like "Wisa" simply delight in attacking and insulting all that is good and kind and peace-loving in this world. We can't change them, dear. All we can do is continue trying to be the very brightest little lights we can possibly be. (And take comfort in the certain knowledge that they are just jealous because we are prettier and everyone likes us better anyway). Love and hugs and undying admiration, Tr. . . uh, Pixie
Originally Posted By Lisann22 You can't fool me Speed Racer. Look Trixie's been annoying since the 70's and she's still annoying in reruns! Kick her to the curb and get a new girlfriend. BTW, your older bro - Racer X, he's hot!!
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs Dear Lisa... Wasn't Trixie the lonesome bear in the Country Bear Jamboree? The one who could never get what she wanted? Hideously, Evil 24/7
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Their pretty much all the same Evil 24/7! You met one Trixie, you met them all.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Dear L 'n L What are the reasons this topic continues? Stunned, Awed and Curious
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Stunned, Awed, and Curious, Because you keep asking us questions, silly!
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear L&L, If a train left Chicago at 6:15 pm going 78 miles per hour heading East, and another train left Los Angeles at 7:30pm heading West going 115 miles per hour, which train would fall into the ocean first? Please show your work. Love, Math Barbie
Originally Posted By alexbook ^^--trick question: The train from Chicago will fall into Lake Michigan.
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs Dear L & L... 1. Why is a raven, like a writing desk? 2. Did you know that there are a chain of Hawaiian barbecue eateries named after the two of you?
Originally Posted By MissCandice Dear L&L, Why won't Ursula share her Otter Pops with us? Signed, Loves the blue ones.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Dear L 'n L This may be a serious matter. I have two friends, I'll call them El and El, whom I care for a great deal. However, sometimes El can be a diva. Or, no, that should be El who can be a diva. Anyway, depending on their behavior, I sometimes find myself liking El more than El. At other times, it reverses. I don't know what I should do. Can you help me, L? Confused on Main St
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Loves the blue ones, I hate to be the one to break it to you, dear, but I feel it's for your own good. Therefore, Miss Litter is going to have to use a bit of tough love on you. Are you sure you want the answer to your question? Are you sitting down? Ursula does not share her Otter pops with you because she fears that you would then want to borrow one of her beloved Coach handbags. And after that incident with mele's purse. . . well, we all know how terribly wrong that all went. I'm sorry if I've brought up painful memories, dear. But I just couldn't bear to see you stay in denial about it.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear L 'n L This may be a serious matter. I have two friends, I'll call them El and El, whom I care for a great deal. However, sometimes El can be a diva. Or, no, that should be El who can be a diva. Anyway, depending on their behavior, I sometimes find myself liking El more than El. At other times, it reverses. I don't know what I should do. Can you help me, L? Confused on Main St ************************************* Dear Confused on Main St, Oh my poor dear, you really *are* confused! In fact, Miss Litter fears that you might actually be psychotic. Because clearly there should be no contest as to which of your friends is your favorite. The solution is so simple, really. The next time you find yourself feeling conflicted about this matter, just remind yourself of this time-honored and sage advice: Always choose the blonde. Platinumly yours, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By Lisann22 5BR's "Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!" That's my final answer and YES, a sista always knows where good BBQ is. ;>
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Loves the blue ones, This is utterly selfish! Give her a pop next time you see her!
