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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    Dear L&L,

    I'm feeling a bit cantakerous and wondering what I should do with this spider that my cat just caught. Obviously it can no longer live here because the cats will kill it. Would it be a bad thing to mail it off to Tall Disney Guy?

    Signed,

    Obnoxious in Oregon
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Dear Flabbergasted,

    Lisann knew the question was from Goofyernmost because she gained psychic powers when she sold her soul to the devil.

    Love,
    Miss Litter
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Dear Obnoxious in Oregon,

    Not at all, dear; in fact, I think he would appreciate the gesture, especially if before mailing it, you dress the spider in a tee tiny little turtleneck.

    Love,
    Miss Litter
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    If I may add L&L, make sure the spider isn't poisoness. The feds frown on that ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    No problem Ed. He's not poisonous. But he is big. And hairy. And he has beady red eyes.
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    And I have *both* your addresses.

    Think

    before

    you

    send.
     
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    Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy

    (That is, yours and Litter's, not yours and Ed's)
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Yeah boy, you best clarify who you're threatening.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Is it possible that TGD has caused L to develope an attitude and, in post 277, post in a fashion similar to L.

    BTW, I do appreciate the enticing words of both Ls. I believe they have solved my problem. Of course, presenting me with a new one at the same time.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    That's what we're here for to keep the problems coming. ;>
     
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    Originally Posted By iceknyght

    Dear L&L,

    I was updating my iPod last night and for some reason, one of the video podcasts won't upload to my iPod. I tried 'converting it to iPod', but to no avail... I am not sure why this video won't work on my iPod, but it is a bit frustrating and was wondering if either of you had a solution?

    Thanks in advance,

    iHelp for iPod
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    iHelp for iPod,

    You might find some help here in the discussion section.

    <a href="http://www.tuaw.com/2005/10/23/tuaw-video-podcast-ipod-edition/" target="_blank">http://www.tuaw.com/2005/10/23
    /tuaw-video-podcast-ipod-edition/</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    Dear L&L,
    I think I may have failed as a mother. My son has developed an obsession for Poke'mon instead of Disney. Should I try to fix him or learn to accept him as he is?

    Poke'Mom.
     
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    Originally Posted By quincytoo

    ^^^^^Brainwashing my children into loving Disney always worked for me....

    Pokeman is a hard one through, can you intimadate him into coming over to the righ side???
    Accepting our children as they are is quite hard to do....I mean...sheesh...we have to try to do that with our spouses..;)
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Dear Poke'Mom,

    Buy the little darling a Pokeball and tell him that Pokemon hide in the landscaping in Disneyland. (Bonus advice: tell him the really rare Pokemon hide in the queues of all of *your* favorite attractions).

    Good luck, dear!
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    Dear L & L,

    I recently wrote into an advice column and although the advice I received was warm and encouraging, I was singled out by an individual that I can only refer to as being not short, a fan of Mickey, and not a gal.

    Needless to say the pointing out of my alleged error in not signing the trauma filled question shows a complete lack of intuitive ability of the aforementioned, flabbergasted, person. It has caused me immeasurable grief and heartache. Here I used my true name, Irealli M. Goofyernmost, instead of hiding behind some nondescript, cowardly "pen name" and I am savagely spotlighted for my bravery. How should I react to this blatant attack on my good person?

    IMG in BTV (there are you happy now?)
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    Dear L&L

    My 'friend' wants me to hide her in my suitcase and take her to WDW with me next year, however she refused to do the same for me this year.

    Is it wrong of me to say no based upon this?
     
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    Originally Posted By bloona

    lol, you saw it Smedley....hahahahaha
     
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    Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs

    <<Pixie Glitter: Lisann knew the question was from Goofyernmost because she gained psychic powers when she sold her soul to the devil.>>

    That reminds me... We must leave her positive feedback on eBay...
     
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    Originally Posted By Tiggirl

    Dear L & L,
    As I advised you before I am unhappy in my current job. My department was recently sold to a different company and I have since had to take on different duties that do not enjoy (though a detested job is better than no job).

    I have been unable to become a speech writer for Bush, though I am still working on it. Don't mis-underestimate me. (See?!) My concern now is I have a cold and I'm miserable and sneezy (Not the dwarf). And now because because my department was sold I have no more sick hours. Why, you ask? Because when we were sold we LOST sick time. Who ever heard of getting just 3 sick days every 6 months??? What should I do? Do you have any cold remedies? (Also... they are taking away 2 days of vacation next year, as well. *tear*)

    Sincerely,
    Sneezy and Vacationless in SoCal
     

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