Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear IMG in BTV, Be patient, dear. The large, fuzzy spider dressed in a tee tiny little turtleneck that goodgirl mailed should be arriving at your nemesis' home momentarily, and you shall be avenged. Not that Miss Litter typically condones revenge, you know, dear. But since this particular revenge is already in the works, Miss Litter advises you to simply enjoy it.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear smedley and bloona, *Sigh* We've been through this once already, dears. You are beginning to try Miss Litter's patience. Go back and read the response that my often irrational but always prolific partner gave you many pages ago. Good luck, dears!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Sneezy and Vacationless in SoCal, Oh, you poor dear! That is dreadful, simply dreadful. Fortunately, Lisann makes the most marvelous homemade chicken soup, and as we all know, she lives to please me, so I'll have her drive some down to you immediately. I'm sure Lisann will be delighted to do this as a small token of her adoration and esteem for me. As for your job situation, I would advise you to time your sneezes carefully so that you sneeze directly onto the face(s) of whomever is responsible for your horrible working conditions. Good luck, dear!
Originally Posted By smedley 'Dear smedley and bloona, *Sigh* We've been through this once already, dears. You are beginning to try Miss Litter's patience. Go back and read the response that my often irrational but always prolific partner gave you many pages ago. Good luck, dears!' Hey! I asked a completely different question lol! I will adapt the answer to fit tho
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dearest smedley, Thank you for being understanding, dear. I'm sure you can appreciate how stressful and trying it is for me, working with Lisann and all. When she actually shows up to work, that is. I notice the thread has been curiously free of her presence lately. To be honest, I don't know whether to send out a search party or just celebrate my good fortune! XOXOXO, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By friendofdd Dear L 'n L How do you feel about dogs? And do you prefer them spotted? Living in Dalmatia
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dalmatia, I love dogs, I actually even have a doggie who looks like she has a dalmatian coat, but her spots are actually on her skin not her fur. ;>
Originally Posted By marshmallow Dear Lsquared, I am in a family that tolerates my Disney obsession. My daughter , a former employee of the Imagination Institute is the closest to sharing said obsession but draws the line at web based communities most particulary "meets". I finally rebelled and attended Ursula's Tiki Meet it was so liberating and freeing... Now how do I break the news to my daughter. Better yet how do I convert her!
Originally Posted By markedward Dear Lisa and Litter, I would like to have my own theme park. I know of someone who has lots of theme parks (eleven!), who isn't even using all of them. I want one, and would take good care of it. Why won't some people share? Sincerely, Not asking for much
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear marshmallow, Don't even try to convert her, dear. Just use any money you might have spent taking your family to Disneyland to fund your own trips. . . particularly the July LP Meet. The added bonus here is that you won't have to worry about anyone from your "real" world witnessing any zany LP antics. Not. . .um, that Miss Litter has engaged in any such antics, like, for example, stripping on a stuck Pirates boat. Heavens, no. I'm just saying that should you happen to be the very first LPer ever to engage in potentially embarrassing behavior at a meet, you'd be safe from your family's prying eyes. Um. . . yeah. Purely hypothetically speaking.
Originally Posted By quincytoo <----was in the said stuck boat Miss Litter rendered the Pirate speachless!!!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Not asking for much, I'm afraid I don't have an answer for you, dear. In fact, you might be shocked to hear that even my very own advice column partner shows a most disturbing lack of sharing. Why, just recently when Lisann followed me on one of my vacations (as she so frequently does. . .I fear that my staff must be leaking details of my travel plans to her, but I digress) she refused to share her wonderful, authentic Mexican dish with me, leaving me to make do with a substandard plate of nachos. It was very disappointing. Sadly, there are non sharers in this world, dear. Those of us who are generous and beneficent to a fault have a hard time understanding, but alas, it is true. Just try not to think about it. Sharing your pain, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear quincytoo, Kindly leave my thread, dear, if you have nothing productive to add to it. Remember that blood vow, missy? ':-\
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear Lsquared, I am in a family that tolerates my Disney obsession. My daughter , a former employee of the Imagination Institute is the closest to sharing said obsession but draws the line at web based communities most particulary "meets". I finally rebelled and attended Ursula's Tiki Meet it was so liberating and freeing... Now how do I break the news to my daughter. Better yet how do I convert her! ________________________________________ Dear Gentle Reader, Please do bring said daughter next year. But please don't tell her who we are. You'll know the time and day for the next Tiki Meet, and she'll have such a great time Tiki-ing the day away she'll never know what hit her. (Of course we'll all know it was my tiki stick). Best Regards, Ursula PS-Thank you gracious L&L for allowing me to Guest Star here today.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Dear L 'n L I have heard a very strong rumor that if, while in a POTC boat, one should stand up and remove articles of clothing just prior to the first drop one will feel a distinct draft. Can you verify this rumor?
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear L 'n L I have heard a very strong rumor that if, while in a POTC boat, one should stand up and remove articles of clothing just prior to the first drop one will feel a distinct draft. Can you verify this rumor? ************************************* Dear friendofdd, I can't. In fact, I have absolutely no knowledge of any such thing. I'll bet Lisa does, though. She's kind of raunchy, you know. Innocently yours, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Lisa, Why have you forsaken me? Please come back. It's just not the same mocking you when you're not here to make nasty comebacks. Love, Litter
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Sorry Litter, my hands have been very very sore. I'm trying to limit my typing and I haven't been feeling too "nasty" lately. I'l try to get back into the swing of things.
