Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Suddenly my entire universe has tilted. Nothing makes sense anymore. I'm sorry, dear readers. I shall be lying down in a dark room for an undetermined period of time.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear readers, Being that the L & L column has been quiet as of late, Miss Litter has decided to take advantage of your evident lack of problems to take a little vacation. (Because my entire life revolves around all of you, you know. I wouldn't have dreamed of going on vacation if you were in need of answers, because I am just that dedicated to your welfare, unlike some other advice columnists, who allow minor things like excruciating hand pain and a lack of feeling nasty to keep them from their duties). So I shall be gone for a few days. If you have any emergency need for advice in my absence that simply can't wait until I return (which is obviously your best course of action), I would advise you to call one of those psychic hotlines advertised in the back of magazines. That or ask some random stranger with a My Space account. Good luck, dears!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Ha! Devoted? Devoted is traveling with a laptop for which I shall be doing. No fear Dear readers - I shall be here. I guess when we took this gig, the ownerd decided I was the only one responsible enough to have company equipment.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter *sigh* Evidently Lisann has found out my travel plans and is planning on stalking me. Again. gaydsnywitch. . . we need to talk.
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear L&L, LP has left me feeling a bit wilted lately. I know above everyone else that I, of ALL people, should know about the waxing and waning of LP, but I seem to have a bit of spell of it at this time. Whatever shall I do? My only options in the past has been to conjure up a very clever new Community thread for my own wicked enjoyment, but I'm just coming up flat. Have I reached my pinnacle? Best, Heavily Sighing Ursula
Originally Posted By friendofdd Dear L 'n L I can only guess what an ow nerd is, but why does L make reference to one? Is it common for her to call people names?
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Heavily Sighing Ursula, I've gone through the same bag of emotions myself on LP several times. Why do you think we are dispensing advice - for money? for pleasure? ;> Being I am actually going to working while in SoCal starting tomorrow and not frollicking and passing it off as work I'd like you to step in an sub for me. Now to take this job you have to let go of some of your own personal traits, you know being kind, nice, warm spirited, friendly and loving. If you think you are up for the job you will need to report to duty each day off and on when I'm unable to be here and dispense advice, rock solid, blunt, no beating around the bush, hand holding advice like my partner gives. You shall need to go by Lursula to keep with the L&L tradition.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Heavily Sighing Ursula, Oh, sweet mother of pearl, dear, DO NOT TURN TO THE DARK SIDE!! Miss Litter realizes that you are a bit out of sorts, but please don't let your ennui drive you to making the sort of devastating, irreversible life choice that Lisann is tempting you to do. I implore you to find some other recreational outlet which does not involve stepping into the figurative advisory shoes of the Evil Nemesis. Perhaps you could entertain yourself with gentler, kinder pursuits such as pulling the wings off ladybugs or kicking fluffy, baby kittens. Good luck, dear!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear friendofdd, Does Lisann call people names? DOES LISANN CALL PEOPLE NAMES?! Does Doobie love Rebekah? Does LP harbor any Disney fans? Does TDG know his Muppets? Good gracious, dear, I would think you might not waste Miss Litter's time with rhetorical questions while she is trying to pack for her trip. Chidingly yours, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By friendofdd <<<<<< slumps shoulders in dejection as the only person ever to be chided by L.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Trust me friendofdd, it's much easier living on this side of the street. You ain't the first to be chided, trust me.
Originally Posted By SuzieQ What am I supposed to do without the sage advice of L&L? Lursula! Please say you will take the job!
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear L&L, With extreme gratitude, I accept this responsibility in the utmost of hopes that it shall cure my doldrums. My dearest L, please do not fret, as I shall NOT allow any personality changes simply due to filling in for L. I assure you I am a unique person quite capable of minding my own affairs. Yours Truly, L
Originally Posted By Ursula What am I supposed to do without the sage advice of L&L? Lursula! Please say you will take the job! ________________________________________ My Dearest SuziQ, Fear not. I shall endeavor to help L in the work absence of L. Best Regards, Lursula
Originally Posted By friendofdd Dear Lursula, I've been sucked into a discussion in W/E. Although it is true that 2ooney and I have a tendency to go off topic, I am afraid I may caught forever in this chaotic area. Please tell me what to do. Stuck in the internet triangle.
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom Dear Stuck in the internet triangle, Get out of WE now and stay away. The Other Lisa
Originally Posted By smedley Dear L&L My DH thinks I am developing a handbag obsession. I have tried to explain it is perfectly normal to have handbags in double figures, but he is not accepting this as an excuse. Yours Already addicted to shoes.
