Originally Posted By bloona thank you....oh no, you used my name in your reply, it was meant to be annonomus!(lol) how can I now face anyone on here! Oh the shame. (hee hee )
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Dear Lisa and Litter, Lately I have wanted to pepper my sentences by casually dropping in little phrases in French, as if I am so used to speaking French that I 'accidentally' forget which language I'm speaking or that English is insuffienct to express my sophisticated thoughts. Like, the other day, I'm talking to someone about Nascar, which i don't follow at all, but my friend Ricky is going on and on just to hear himself talk, because some people just don't know when they should shut up and they go on and on and on -- don't you hate that? Anyway, so Ricky is yammering and I said, "Nascar has a certain jennay say quaw" and he looks at me real funny and says, "Jenny who?" Anyway, that didn't work out so good but I would still like to sound sophisticated so what should I do? Signed, Oui Pals
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Dear L & L - We close on our first house this week and my husband is fretting about everything and driving me crazy. I can't even look at a paint card without him getting all worked up and don't even think of looking at a sofa. How do I get through this without killing him and if that doesn't work, what's the best way to hide the body? Sincerely Considering Spousacide
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<it was meant to be annonomus>>> bloona, From the urbandictionary.com "annonomus" means announce amongst us, sorry for any misunderstanding. Do not be ashamed of your silly sick school girl crush that is cute when you're under over 13 but we smile and say it's ok cause you're one of us and we don't want you showing up at our house dressed like Jasmine. ;>
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>how can I now face anyone on here!<< Don't worry, Bloona. I'm used to people going weak at the knees at the sight of a Kar2oon.
Originally Posted By bloona <<Do not be ashamed of your silly sick school girl crush that is cute when you're under over 13 but we smile and say it's ok cause you're one of us and we don't want you showing up at our house dressed like Jasmine.>> ;>lolololololololol, I love that reply, so funny. oh Kar2oonman, it must be awful for you though!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear Lisa and Litter, Lately I have wanted to pepper my sentences by casually dropping in little phrases in French, as if I am so used to speaking French that I 'accidentally' forget which language I'm speaking or that English is insuffienct to express my sophisticated thoughts. Like, the other day, I'm talking to someone about Nascar, which i don't follow at all, but my friend Ricky is going on and on just to hear himself talk, because some people just don't know when they should shut up and they go on and on and on -- don't you hate that? Anyway, so Ricky is yammering and I said, "Nascar has a certain jennay say quaw" and he looks at me real funny and says, "Jenny who?" Anyway, that didn't work out so good but I would still like to sound sophisticated so what should I do? Signed, Oui Pals ----------------------------------- Oui Pals, Download Lady Marmalade. Next time you're talking Nascar with the good ole boys, just chime in with "'Mmm Hmmm Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Mocca chocolata Ya Ya Creole Lady Marmalade Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" You'll fit right in pal.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?<< Wow! I don't know what that means, but it sounds great and I can't wait to say it down on the loading dock this afternoon! I'll let you know how it goes! Thanks, L&L!!! This could change my life!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear L & L - We close on our first house this week and my husband is fretting about everything and driving me crazy. I can't even look at a paint card without him getting all worked up and don't even think of looking at a sofa. How do I get through this without killing him and if that doesn't work, what's the best way to hide the body? Sincerely Considering Spousacide ----------------------------------- Considering Spousacide, """I can't even look at a paint card without him getting all worked up""" And your problem is? "what's the best way to hide the body?" A nun outfit. Ohhhhhhhhhhh, you mean...nevermind. New landscaping at the new house, fertahubbylizer!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <Advice columnist Lisa's moment to herself> Where is my partner, sheesh! I had no clue I was working the day shift. These people are nuts.
Originally Posted By alexbook Dear L&L: I just broke a bottle of stinky and sticky syrup at work. I am considering one of the following ways of dealing with the blame for this mishap: a. clean it up before anybody else notices; b. leave it alone and hope nobody notices; or, c. claim the bottle was broken by rampaging wolverines. Which of these methods do you advise? Thanks, --Sticky
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Sticky, Wipe it up with your pants, then you'll have "Sticky Buns" and who knows what that'll bring ya.
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear L&L, I simply cannot concentrate at work today. I am trying to get everythng done so that I can watch something on the lobby TV at 4pm tonight, YET, I can't seem to complete a task to get it all over with because I'm thinking of this event. How can I touchdown? Is there a game-plan you can give me with some offensive play? -Sincerely, Pool Diver
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Pool Diver, Think of these tasks as if you've hit the "2 minute warning." You're at the 30 yard line (the end zone is just screaming to you) it's 3rd and 10 and you desperately need to convert this task to a first down. Take a deep breath, run your tasks through your mind, visual actually doing them, now break from your huddle and go gettum!
Originally Posted By SuzieQ And play it like PAYTON Manning and not Eli. That last interception Eli threw yesterday was downright embarassing!
Originally Posted By DesperateGiant Dear Lisa and Litter, I have a very serious problem. I'm suffering from a huge inferiority complex due to my older brohter. Nothing I do is good enough. He's better than me at just about everything. My parents are so upset with my performance, er, I mean my problem that they wouldn't even go on national tv, I mean you know if that were the case, not saying it is. What can I do? DesperateGiant
Originally Posted By Lisann22 DesperateGiant, STOP throwing to your men when they are covered like a baby wrapped in a receiving blanket!!!
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Dear L&L, I find myself the ruler of a new LP nation. I was wondering... Are random beheadings of the peasentry acceptable for a tyrant, ummm I mean Queen, in this day and age or are they no longer politically correct? Benevolent Dictator
