Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Troubled Terribly, No one is buying it, dear, least of all Miss Litter. Or am I to assume that, once again, you were simply hoisting the "Persecute Pixie" banner that your friend Lisann is forever waving? Really, quincytoo, after all we've been through together, I expected better of you. I think perhaps another shipment of conciliatory chocolates might be in order, dear. Until then, I remain, Chastisingly yours, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear L and L, I'm leaving on vacation in a week. The rude airline had the jellybeans to politely tell me that I can only check two bags, each less than 50 pounds. And I can only take two carry-ons, provided one is a small personal item. So my question for you is this: when I FedEx my handbags to the resort and use my company's account to do so, after I repay the bill may I write this off as a business expense? Yours Truly, The Handbag Lady
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear Handbag Lady, Paying for a 3rd bag might be less than the cost of FedEx'ing. Check back with your airline. Also I once checked a piece of luggage that was 100 lbs, it cost me $25.00 which again may be less than FedEx'ing. Check with your airline. As far as the business write off... Well, if you want to "stick it to the man." Go for it. I'll send a black and white stripped coach bag to match your outfit when you're doing time. ;>
Originally Posted By SweetGirl Dear L&L, Here I am again. Well, I did the dress up thing with my boyfriend. I hate to admit this but I really liked it. Now I'm looking for ways to earn money for a sewing machine. I work part time at the local drive thru trucker movie house but that's not enouugh to pay my parents for rent and food AND buy a sewing machine. My boyfriend suggested we make movies and put them on line. I don't know, I'm not feeling good about that. What do you think?
Originally Posted By DemoBarb Hey Lisa and Litter, I'm in a tither. I'm a loyal activist for my political party. I have a gorgeous, I tell you gorgeous voice so I took my act on the road - Vegas of all places. Oy! I mix in a little People, Evegreen and Memories with some old vaudeville type political satire. It's a great show, ask me I'll tell you. Anyway, audiences today have no respect. In the old days, they'd be seen and not heard, today we got wisecrackers out there thinking I care what they have to say or interrupting my important messages. So after this one buffon yells so nasty remarks about my routine I tell him to go have fun with himself if you understand what I'm saying. A week later, some idiot throws water my way as I'm on the stage. What is this world coming to? What can I do about this? Destressed Malibu Diva
Originally Posted By LP22 My dear L&L: I concerned am, that my Bash Pal my distinctive writingstyle recognize will. What can I to remain anonymous do? Yours truly, Anonymous
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Dear L&L, I have never tried a McRib sandwich. However, just yesterday, a dear friend did and experienced some unfortunate gastrointestinal after effects. And I do mean AFTER effects, if you catch my drift. And I do mean DRIFT, if you know what I mean. And I do mean MEAN. Anyway, should I risk the potential social ramifications of trying a McRib, or do you think my friend was trying to pin the blame an innocent sandwich? Sincerely, Mayor McCheese
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<My boyfriend suggested we make movies and put them on line. I don't know, I'm not feeling good about that. What do you think?>>> SweetGirl - does your boyfriend's website have a name like DreXXingUpForFun or SeeMySassyGirlfriend? If so, NO movies!! ---------------------------------------- <<<I concerned am, that my Bash Pal my distinctive writingstyle recognize will. What can I to remain anonymous do?>>> I am already OBSESSED with finding mistakes, errors, mishaps, clues in the Winter Bash. My spreadsheet is made and I'm already guessing who's Secret Pal's are who SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tread lightly LP22 - I'm >::< watching you! --------------------------------------- Mayor McCheese - eat the McRib, go sit in your car with all the windows rolled up for a couple hours, light a match and it'll blow your mind!
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Mayor McCheese - eat the McRib, go sit in your car with all the windows rolled up for a couple hours, light a match and it'll blow your mind!<< Oh, no. I knew I was being too cryptic.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Autopia Deb, I realize that I am doomed before I even start here. If I ignore your lovely post, that would be rude. If I respond to it, Lisann will swoop in and make some snide (and probably misspelled) comment about how you didn't mean me, you meant her. Oh, dear. This is indeed a dilemma. . . . . . . . Um. . . .loveyameanittoodear! Whew. That was a tough one.
Originally Posted By goodgirl Dear Lisa and Litter, I have a Secret Pal but I can't figure out who they are. Do you have any inside information that could help me figure out who they are? Signed, Perplexed in Portland
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Perplexed in Portland, As a matter of fact, dear, Miss Litter does, indeed, have all sorts of inside information about the Bash. She also knows Dave's cell phone number, Doobie's shoe size, and Rebekkah's favorite perfume. Unfortunately I'm not at liberty to share this information with you, because, well, then you could go out and start your own advice column and Miss Litter (oh yeah, and whatsherface) would be out of a job. But if you have any questions about love or spirituality or the meaning of life, Miss Litter would be happy to answer those for you, dear. And if you have any questions about disgusting bodily functions, sports, or auto mechanics, Lisa could answer those. Good luck, dear!
Originally Posted By Wondering Dear Lisa and Litter: I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, Wondering in Wonderville
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Oh, my. Oh, dear. . . . . . . . . Lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Here's one for you!
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Originally Posted By Lisann22 Wondering in Wonderville, A few things: Wife - C I A You - S H O W E R Maybe, just maybe if you paid attention to your wife chassis versus the Hog's she'd let you play with her cell phone more often. ;>
Originally Posted By Lisann22 For the record, I've reported to moderator post 391. I wrote it with my "Lisa" persona of Ask Lisa and Litter sacrastic rough and tumble tone only. It was not intended to be meanspirited or hurtful. It was brought to my attention that it might be preceived that way. So I hope the moderators will see my request to remove it. I was just playing off the post my Pal made earlier in the thread. Thank you.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter And also for the record, Lisa doesn't have a meanspirited bone in her body and is someone for whom I have enormous respect. Crap. I just completely ruined our entire LP personas, didn't I? ;-) Pretend you didn't see this, people, move along, move along, nothing more to see here. . . .
