Originally Posted By quincytoo Dear L&L What would the you do if you had a dream that you drank that extra half glass of Fess and then hijacked a advice coloum and gave some rather good advice with some typos??? I really want to apoloigize to the staff of L&L and their gentle readers but am unsure how to?? Yours truly Slight Headache up North
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Slight Headache up North, *Sigh* Really, dear, if you had been paying attention, as you should if you want to be an advice columnist apprentice, you would already know the answer to this question. What does Miss Litter always suggest as an appropriate apology? That's right, dear. Expensive, yet tasteful gifts. Jewelry, fine chocolate, rare hothouse blooms. . . just be creative, dear. Miss Litter is really very easy to please. Good luck, dear!
Originally Posted By SuzieQ But, but, but.... you told me to never change! I've got to spend a few days with the people very soon. I like to stir things up to keep it interesting when we get together. Yes, I'm evil.
Originally Posted By goodgirl Dear Lisa and Litter, I'm going to Disneyland in a few days. On Sunday my niece will be bringing her 5 month old baby boy for the day. I want to be known as the Disneyland Aunt. You know, the aunt who is always willing to take him to Disneyland while he is growing up. Really instill the spirit and fun of the place in him. Any ideas on how I should plan my time with him this weekend? Giddy in Oregon
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Well I see while I was on my Leave of Absence that Litter has let the place run amok! <sigh> <<<<Dear Lisa and Litter, I'm going to Disneyland in a few days. On Sunday my niece will be bringing her 5 month old baby boy for the day. I want to be known as the Disneyland Aunt. You know, the aunt who is always willing to take him to Disneyland while he is growing up. Really instill the spirit and fun of the place in him. Any ideas on how I should plan my time with him this weekend? Giddy in Oregon>>>> ---------------------------------------- Giddy in Oregon, Whew boy, you have no clue the can of worms you've opened. This is where my expertise falls. Disneyland Aunt: now there's a lovely phrase translated by little kids into this weird secret code to "let me suck every last dollar, major credit card limit, toy, piece of candy, ice cream autograph book, dumb hat, overpriced antenna ball, and ounce of energy this crazy fanny pack, brochure and map, digital camera carrying lady has just by muttering Mee-Keey when that stupid, walking on two big earred rodent with huge white gloves and yellow shoes gestures at me!" Let's see if that's the affect you're going for then by all means if he's 5 months old you can do the following: ride Small World until you look like Mowgli abducted by Kai or take a trip down Main Street in each vehicle - back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, all day long or buy a $20 tuna sandwich, $5 coke, $4 bag of chips and feed the Disney (ewwww, awwww) kitties at White Water snacks for 3 hours or go for fowl patrol - we got the moat in front of the Castle, the icky pond between Adventureland and Frontierland and of course the Rivers of America or spend the day sitting in Pooh! That should carry you through opening to closing.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost Dear Lisa, I'm not sure that "spending the day sitting in Pooh" is the healthest thing to do. Can you enlighten me? Bewildered and not just a little grossed out in Vermont.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Yo. Lisa. Get off your lazy butt and answer the question, or are you on vacation again? Sheesh.
Originally Posted By SuzieQ She's still hacking and coughing. Haven't you read the trip reports? Sheesh woman! Let poor Lisann22 be sick for a couple of days.
Originally Posted By goodgirl Dear Lisa and Litter, I'm on vacation at a beach house on the coast. Looking out the window at the oncoming sunset there is a score of seagulls gathing on the beach and circling the house. Should I be concerned? Should I feed them? Windblown in Oregon
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Windblown in Oregon, You should send Lisa out to feed them. In fact, you might slather her with peanut butter and roll her in bird seed before you push her out onto the deck. She just loves birds; I'm sure she'll be delighted to go feed her little feathered friends. Good luck, dear! Love, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka Dear Lisa and Glitter, I have recently decided that a few people are after me. I need to find a royal food taster...where should I look? Signed, Not Long For This World
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Not Long For This World, Miss Glitter feels your pain, dear. Oh, how she feels your pain. Perhaps we could persuade Lisa to be our food taster. Provided she survives the attack of. . . I mean, the delightful experience of feeding the seagulls. Good luck, dear!
Originally Posted By goodgirl Dear Lisa and Litter, Showering for me can often be perplexing, and this makes me wonder that perhaps I'm just not doing it right. Sometimes I feel that I'm overusing the soap, or spending too long on my upper body and neglecting the leg area. Another common problem I find is the order of drying: should I start at the hair and work my way down to the feet and why do I sometimes forget to do dry my back? Calgon, take me away
Originally Posted By SweetGirl Dear L&L, My boyfriend & I have been living together for several months now. Everyone knows we're going to get married. It may be 3 months or 10 years, but we will get married. No one can deny our love for each other, though mother tries. So what's wrong if we have a pre-engagement party? Because we need a lot of stuff and we need it now. Ya know, things like another plasma TV for our bedroom, because we don't always like to play dress up in the front room. And I'm tired of mixing by hand, I want something electric. Everybody knows were gonna have a shower, so why can't we have it now? Is there anything wrong with this L & L? Once again SweetGirl
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear Lisa and Litter, <<<I'm on vacation at a beach house on the coast. Looking out the window at the oncoming sunset there is a score of seagulls gathing on the beach and circling the house. Should I be concerned? Should I feed them? Windblown in Oregon>>>> I have recently learned WindyB that bagels are like drug to provoke violence for seagulls. DO NOT feed them bagels, especially french onion bagels or bagels with salsa on them. Messy, messy, messy!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<You should send Lisa out to feed them. In fact, you might slather her with peanut butter and roll her in bird seed before you push her out onto the deck. She just loves birds; I'm sure she'll be delighted to go feed her little feathered friends.>>> Don't be bitter Litter just because I'm like a juicy prime rib to the birds and your scrawny hukkas is like mini weenies on a stick. Let's just take care of our poor lost souls on here seeking our advice. BTW, I've sent Freddie your way via FedEx.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<Dear Lisa and Glitter, I have recently decided that a few people are after me. I need to find a royal food taster...where should I look? Signed, Not Long For This World>>> Try the LP PlayPen section, people there seem to be anxious to chew on everything and everybody!
