Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<Dear Lisa and Litter, Showering for me can often be perplexing, and this makes me wonder that perhaps I'm just not doing it right. Sometimes I feel that I'm overusing the soap, or spending too long on my upper body and neglecting the leg area. Another common problem I find is the order of drying: should I start at the hair and work my way down to the feet and why do I sometimes forget to do dry my back? Calgon, take me away>>> I'd say overusing the soap is fine, budget might suffer but other than that I'd be more worried of the strategic rubbing of the loofah sponge. That could cause nasty infections or too loud of moaning which would upset the neighbors but that's a whole nother story.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling (LOL! My frownie face was for the playpen reference since playpen used to be my home away from home.)
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter chickendumpling, why are you frowning at my partner? Nobody disses Lisa but me, you know.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<My boyfriend & I have been living together for several months now. Everyone knows we're going to get married. It may be 3 months or 10 years, but we will get married. No one can deny our love for each other, though mother tries. So what's wrong if we have a pre-engagement party? Because we need a lot of stuff and we need it now. Ya know, things like another plasma TV for our bedroom, because we don't always like to play dress up in the front room. And I'm tired of mixing by hand, I want something electric. Everybody knows were gonna have a shower, so why can't we have it now? Is there anything wrong with this L & L?>>> Well, your other option could be taking your local Target store and all their customer hostage, demanding a list of items you want or you're gonna pick off customers one by one. Careful though some folks think showers are the equivalent to the above, I'd tread lightly. Maybe maxing out your credit cards and then waiting to pay them off with "cash only" on your wedding invitations would be a better plan.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Pixie Glitter, I wasn't dissing your partner. As if! I'm *way* to scared, um, I mean I have *way* to much love and respect for her to dis her. I was frowning at the comment that play pen people are anxious to chew on people. I frowned because I am a frequent visitor to the playpen, some may even say "resident", lol, and I didn't want to be lumped in with chewers. If I can be lumped in with anyone I think (and hope? lol) it'd be the whiners before it would be the chewers!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <----emits a heavy, long-suffering sigh and calls the L & L attorneys and PR team. Again.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Augh! You ruined the timing of my heavy, long-suffering sigh, cd! LOL! I was sighing at Lisa, not you.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Phew! LOL. <-- stops crying at the thought of being "contacted" by "The Publicist".
Originally Posted By friendofdd <<<<<<< Swooons at the thought of Lisa in peanut butter and birdseed. You did say seed and not suet, didn't you?
Originally Posted By MissCandice Dear Lisa and Litter, Long time listener, 1st time caller here. I have a problem. For some reason a couple of people at this web site I participate in are complete boneheads. I like the site and don't want to leave, but yet I feel violence is not the correct way to resolve the issue either. What should I do? Signed, MissCrankypants.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear MissCrankyPants, I such TEQUILA and lots of it. It numbs the mind and that allows you to relate to these idiots on their level OR you just pass out and miss all the nonsense.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 such=suggest... Well, you shirteenly cans sees whats option woption I took.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dumpling, Dumpling, Dumpling... Let it go, babe, no one is including you in nothing.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear MissCrankypants, Sit down, dear. Miss Litter is about to say something shocking. Something quite possibly unprecedented. And she certainly doesn't want a delightful reader like yourself to fall down and hit her head while reading said shocking news. Are you seated, dear? <picture a really tiny font here, like maybe 4 pt.> I agree with Lisa's advice. <back to normal size font> Now run along, dear, and for heaven's sake, don't tell anyone our little secret. Lisa is insufferable as it is; I simply can't imagine how much worse she would be if she knew I had actually endorsed, and wholeheartedly at that, a piece of her advice. Good luck, dear! Kindred spiritly yours, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By SuzieQ Dear Lisa and Litter, I am sitting in a recliner, looking out at the roiling ocean, while the others start the tamale-making preparations, and I'm not contributing at all. Should I feel guilty? Should I be afraid of what kind of work they are saving for me? Signed, Living in fear
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Living in fear, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, DEAR, DO YOU WANT TO BE LOCKED IN THAT CLOSET AGAIN?!? Gracious sakes, Miss Litter is simply stunned that after all of her agonized efforts on your behalf, her endless and selfless (and SOLO) quest to obtain your freedom, you are risking it all by not helping in the kitchen. Get yourself out there immediately, dear, or you are sure to be condemned to that most heinous of all tasks. . . Lisann's Personal Scullery Maid. Good luck, dear! Anxiously yours, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Living in fear redeemed her lazy hukkas by cutting us all up brie, salami, grapes, sourdough bread and some oil and vinegar. We had a delay in the tamale making, the masa froze again. So we are sitting and waiting. It's hard work being waited on hand and foot but she does eventually want to go home, so we all suffer for it.
Originally Posted By quincytoo Dearest sweetest Litter I have a dear friend who has been a little cruel (using his own words here folks)to myself and a certain dearly beloved friend who shall remain nameless. I want to gently (and politely, after all we canadians are nothing but polite, after all the Canucks but gave away the series win to the Anahiem ducks...) chastize him but still do it on a manner that he is sitting in a corner licking his wounds afterwards... How shall I do this??? Forever yours Waiting patiently up North
