Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dearest sweetest Waiting patiently up North, Miss Litter's heart aches for you, dear. Simply aches. And your problem is a rather difficult one, dear, as the perpetrator of evil against you and your. . .um, nameless friend is unfortunately of the boy persuasion. As you and I both know, subtlety and gentle chastizing is completely wasted on those of the boy persuasion. Therefore, Miss Litter recommends that you simply make a little side trip the next time you go to Disneyland and stomp said perpetrator's little R/C cars all to smithereens. Good luck, dear! Namelessly yours, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By SuzieQ ^ ROFL! Them's fightin' words, Miss Litter! I have a feeling more than RC cars may get stomped to dust.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Dear L&L, My son is on the refreshment committee for the Mother's Day luncheon his class is having for us "mom types". We "mom types" are not supposed to do any work for our party. However I've been told that my son will be bringing a partial box of Air Heads as his "refreshment". Would it be breaking protocol for me to run out to Trader Joes and pick up treats us "mom types" find tasty for him to contribute rather than the Air Heads? Signed, Loving Mom of Clueless Boy.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Loving Mom of Clueless Boy, Miss Litter suggests that you simply sit back and enjoy the refreshments your darling boy sees fit to provide. Besides, dear, this is certainly not the last time he will bring you air heads, so you might as well practice accepting them graciously in preparation for his dating years. Good luck, dear! Miss Litter
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Thank YOU, Deogges Mom. Miss Litter does so love to know when she has lightened the load of one of her dear readers. It helps make up for the constant abuse she suffers at the hands of the Unmentionable One. Have a lovely evening, dear!
Originally Posted By quincytoo Miss Litter Your reply to Loving Mom of Clueless Boy scared my beloved golden retriever because I was laughing so hard!!!!
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Thank you Miss Litter Hoping Clueless Boy has as good taste in girls/women as his dad, and my exposure to air heads will be limited, ;-D
Originally Posted By goodgirl Dear Lisa and Litter, Orlando or Johnny? Which one is better looking? I mean really, which one is better looking. It's so hard to tell on the internet. Sighing in Oregon
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Sighing in Oregon, Definitely Johnny. Exhaustedly yours, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear L&L, Even though I was able to go to the Premiere on Saturday and saw both Johnny and Orlanod with my own eyes and she was not able to come, I think it is completely wrong that my friend is in Disneyland now while I am working. She had the wherewithall to even send me an email of her on the Buzz ride and she scored a high score. My question for you two: does this mean she owes me a Mickey Tiffany-style bracelet or necklace? I am not sure of proper protocol. Thanking you, Ursula
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Ursula, I believe she not only owes you the jewels, she needs to throw in a meal or two. I mean you darling had to stand on your feet for 6 plus hours after getting up very early in the morning and sitting on the hard cool cement in order to receive the eye candy. She had to probably wait 20min max AND gets to sit down inside an air conditioned facility. There really is no comparison.
Originally Posted By alexbook Dear Lisa & Litter: I'm enjoying the photos from the Pirates premier. How should I show my appreciation to the photographers? --Blocked Out on Saturday
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear Blocked On Saturday, I'd a $5.00 per photo viewing appreciate tax to be paid would be the best solution. I've heard that the best photos are in the Lula Like Totally Loves Orlando thread. ;>
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear L&L, Thank you for the answer. I knew you'd understand. Love, Ursula
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Readers, Miss Litter urges you all to remain calm, dears, but we have a crisis situation on our hands. Rest assured that Miss Litter's vast wealth of knowledge and experience will no doubt (maybe) prove sufficient (oh, I hope, I hope, I hope) to resolve this disaster (where did I put the sherry?). Alright, dears, deep breaths. Lisann has. . . has. . . (oh, this is almost too horrible to say out loud). . . Lisann has. . . has called someone DARLING! Miss Litter fears that the many hours standing on the hot concrete in Disneyland this past weekend has seriously damaged Lisa's personality, perhaps even her brain chemistry. But have faith, dears. I shall work relentlessly until Lisa is restored to her typical (cranky, cantankerous, insulting, brash) self. Dismayingly yours, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By friendofdd I'm fairly sure it must have been a simple misspelling of one of her more common appelations - dorkling.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <LMAO 2 U both> Whatever Litter! It was my fellow sea urchin I was talking with.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dearest friendofdd, If it weren't shockingly unladylike, Miss Litter would be rolling around on the floor, shrieking and emitting pig snort noises right now. Your wit and stunningly accurate assessment of Lisann's personality in so few words is truly commendable, dear. Gigglingly yours, Miss Litter
