Originally Posted By Abandon LitterBug 1 Dear Miss Lisa, I need your help desperately. My mommy is planning to desert my sweet little brother and I starting next Tuesday. She says she will be gone for ten days. She is even making my daddy go with her. I think maybe she threatened him because I know he loves us very much and would never leave us. My brother Abandon LitterBug 2 is so scared. There is nothing I say that will comfort him. We have no money of our own. There is hardly any food in the house even now. I do not know what we will do. I do not want to cry. I am trying to be a big girl about it but I am so scared. Miss Lisa can you help us? Scared and Lonely, Abandon LitterBug 1
Originally Posted By Abandon LitterBug 2 Miss Lisa, <tears, sobbing> What my sister says. Can you help us. Feeling so sad Boy, Abandon LitterBug 2
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <sigh> Unbelievable! Dear Abandon LitterBugs, Yes, you sweet little scared bugs, I can help you. We will devise a plan. Just keep checking here where everything will be a secret between you and I. Look for my coded messages. Try to keep your chins up, we only have two days to plan your escape. Your Devoted Nina, Lisa
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter *sigh* The theatrics around here have reached a new height. Or perhaps I should say depth. Really, it's kind of pathetic the lengths Lisann has to go to in order to entertain herself in my absence. (And frankly, I'm still a little afraid she's going to show up on the cruise. If she could follow me to a remote cabin in Yosemite, she will surely manage to wangle her way onto the ship without much difficulty). Move along, dears, move along, nothing more to see here. Paying attention to her ramblings only makes her worse.
Originally Posted By Abandon LitterBug 1 *** Move along, dears, move along, nothing more to see here *** Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh wah wahhhhh wah wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! See Miss Lisa, see?!
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs First the Bugs, and now the 'Rugs... Dear Lisa, Why does one Miss Litter have so many split ends? It was one of those things I noticed when she "graced" me with her presence two years ago at the Big Meet. I swear there were more splits and tears than in Cinderella's original ball gown. There seems to be wisps of gray in it too...what's up with that? -Inspector57, Jr.
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs *snoops into Litter's pantries and sees what kind of food she buys when she goes grocery shopping*
Originally Posted By smedley Loooool <- read it too fast and is now sniggering gently to herself.... Dear Lisa n Litter I find myself in the unusual position of having 15 days off, and only having plans for 5 of them.. Is it wrong of me to want to spend at least a couple of the other days practising the well known art of couch potato?
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dearest smedley, Oh my goodness, I am so, so sorry! We have completely failed you in your hour of need. I do so hope that you made an executive decision to spend some time in couch potato mode, dear. And please accept my apologies for our failure to give advice in a timely manner. I can assure you that it is entirely Lisann's fault. I shall speak sharply to her about this matter. Someday. Maybe. Perhaps in a very quiet whisper when she's asleep. Or maybe I'll just think sharp thoughts about her. In any case, rest assured that I will take care of this matter and you won't be left bereft of counsel in future. Shamefacedly yours, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By Timothy Tour Guide Dearest Lisa and Litter, I'm a newly born LPer. Been tripping in the galaxy called San Francisco, doing my thang, giving tours, meeting people, saving the world, things like that. I heard about this fantastical website through some nice folks on my magical mystery bus one day. So I thought I'd come check it out. Read, read, read, that's me, little Timmy, checking it all out, trying to catch up. Anyway, while skip skip skip to my louing through the threads I find you ladies of advice and all full of wisdomality. So I have a problemo for you to solve. I have this awesome experience that I perform, I say perform because I don't consider it a job to ride the big orange party train each day meeting new people, telling stories about my groovin' City to peeps. So I also have these friends who are so valliant, couregous and in touch with the elements. They have this awesome flat bed truck and each day to make this City and planet a much more mellow place they take a patch of grass, roll it up put it on the truck and search for hard, dry, depressed asphalt to cover and give pleasure to. The spectacular idea behind this is called "Parks to Go" Is that cool or what. They drive up to a parking spot, roll out the grass, lift off a bench, maybe a blankie and wa la there's a new park in the City. I'm so righteous about this endeavor. They have asked me to join them in creating more Parks to Go. Organically speaking I feel it's my calling to green and I did have an ephanistic moment about it while catching rays on the second deck of the Magical Mystery Tour bus. My struggle here is what to do, what to do, what to do? I love doing my thang, pointing out the cable cars, half way to the stars, right there on top of Lombard, little cable cars, doing their thing, ring a ding ding on Lombard. Do you in all your wisdomality think I'd be doing my little City that could a benefit more as a Tour Guide or as a Park To Go guy?
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Timothy, Welcome, welcome to the laughing place! There's Lisa, on the left, and Litter, on the right, ready to provide fresh perspective on questions of all kinds. As for your dilemma, Liberal Lisa might have a different opinion, but I think you've found your niche with the tour guide gig. So just keep on keepin' on, guidin' the tours, talk, talk, talk, there's Timothy, just doin' his thang, narrating the Magic Carpet ride. . .TO YOUR LEFT! Peace and love, Litter (Oh, dear. I think I may have done myself an injury trying to adopt that vernacular. In future I must remember to leave the ghetto talk to Lisann, who is, after all, so much better suited for it).
Originally Posted By goodgirl Dear Lisa and Litter, I was assigned two huge projects at work in July and August. I worked long days, brought work home and even worked on the weekends. The projects are done. I'm back to having a life. After weeks and weeks of no time for LP I logged in this morning. I'm overwhelmed. There are hundreds and hundreds of new posts since I was here last. Should I read them all? If not, which ones have the juiciest gossip, the best cat fights, the most hilarious posts? How are all my old LP friends? Is there anything I should know about them? And what about me? Will anyone remember who I am? Will people still like me? Sincerely, Been Away Awhile
Originally Posted By tapdancemom I wondered where you've been, homework should have ended with school.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Been Away Awhile, Welcome back, dear! It's so good to see your lovely self posting again. Fear not, Miss Litter is here to answer all your questions and get you right back up to speed. No, no, dear, of course you needn't read hundreds and hundreds of posts. That would be a waste of your time, particularly when the posts are by Lisann. Just skim through looking for mine, dear, read all of them and the post before and after each of mine, and you'll be caught up on everything that matters. As for how your LP friends are all doing, let's see if I can hit the highlights for you. Hm. WorldDisney is a drunken, hairy transexual or transvestite or has made a trans-Atlantic journey or something. Autopia Deb is evil. I'm fine, and thank you so much for asking about me, dear! That's all the important stuff. And of course everyone remembers you and likes you, silly! But to be absolutely certain of your acceptance and popularity, Miss Litter strongly advises you to hasten over to the "Autopia Deb is not allowed to post here" thread and join the forces of good. Good luck, dear! Affectionately yours, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By Lisann22 BAA, Well, you could also do what seems to be the most common thing to do round these parts...start a thread announcing your back seeking attention and adoration. I need a good yawn go for it. ;>
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Oh my goodness! I just looked at the dates on this thread. . . it's our anniversary!! Uh. . .well. . . .(draws deep breath). . .happyanniversarylisannloveyameanit. I think I just strained something. I'm going to lie down now.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Even though I hate you with all my heart...<mumbling under my breathe> HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LITTER!!!! PEP TO BIS MO please.
