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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Dear L & L,

    I recently saw a photo taken at the Orange County fair of a food stand selling deep fried butter and it has changed my life.

    I was horrified and yet, I kept wondering what deep fried butter would taste like. I couldn't stop thinking about it.

    I don't live anywhere near Orange County, so simply driving to the fair was out of the question. And I don't have a deep fryer, so I decided to fill a metal bucket with Wesson oil, heat it using a propane camping stove and then I started dropping ice cream scoops of "Shedd's Spread" into the bucket once it reached a good rolling boil. I went to the local pet store to buy an aquarium net to retrieve the finished deep fried butter blobs, because with me, it's SAFETY FIRST. But I think I should have probably used real butter because when the first scoop of Shedd's Spread hit the hot oil, it looked like a scene out of that Tommy Lee Jones movie where a volcano erupts in L.A. The oil bubbled up and over the sides of the bucket, ignited and, well, the fire department did what they could.

    Anyway, I learned my lesson, and next time I'll use real butter, not margarine or a butter substitute. In the end, all this trouble will be worth it, I'm sure. So my question is what sort of wine would you suggest I serve with deep fried butter?

    Sincerely,
    Marginally Margarine
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Marginally Margarine,

    <a href="http://www.firestationred.com/" target="_blank">http://www.firestationred.com/</a>

    <a href="http://www.rstuartandco.com/our-wines/big-fire/" target="_blank">http://www.rstuartandco.com/ou...ig-fire/</a>

    In the future maybe just watch this...
    <a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/10/video-boy-dances-after-eating-deep-fried-butter.html" target="_blank">http://www.seriouseats.com/200...ter.html</a>
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Excellent!
     
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    Originally Posted By Hoover

    Thank you, Lisa.

    I am four years old. I make good poops.


    Litter: THBBBSSSPPPPSSTTT! to you. I am not disgusting, it is what I do best.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Dear Hoover,

    Miss Litter apologizes. You are right, dear, and we shouldn't judge you based on your, um, unique talent. But in my defense, Lisa *is* far better suited to answer questions dealing with, ahem, fecal matter and other unseemly bodily functions. And sports. And beer. And hideous clothing. And hideous make up. And hideous home decor. Well, hideous anything, really. You get the idea.

    Apologetically yours,
    Miss Litter
     
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    Originally Posted By Hoover

    My Dearest Litter,

    I accept your adorable apology. You'll find this hard to believe, but I am quite the example of my species. I'm told I match something somewhat of an icon around here.

    All I know is that Ursula wears them on her head.

    Love, Hoover


    PS-Maybe we should share pictures someday.
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    Deep fried butter?
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    To the above, I'd like to add the following:

    Why, God, WHY?!?!
     

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