Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Dear L & L -- I have a friend who always refers to me as their 'favorite.' Do they mean it? Really and truly?? Signed, Needy in Newark
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Needy in Newark, Miss Litter can absolutely assure you, dear, that your friend does indeed mean it. And why wouldn't she? (Or he. . . Miss Litter certainly doesn't have any inside knowledge of said friend) You are a delightful, amazing, and completely wonderful human being whose dog would most assuredly never bite your friend on the face. Love, Miss Litter
Originally Posted By SweetGirl ***I would suggest that you talk to your boyfriend during a calm, relaxed time, perhaps while driving somewhere together or while taking a walk or doing some mundane household task like cleaning up after a meal. Reassure him that you love him and find him attractive. But tell him that you are simply not comfortable with expressing your affection by impersonating a rodent. Be gentle, but firm.*** <crying> Um Litter, you're advice didn't work to well. He started screaming at me "Mickey is not a rodent, he's a Mouse and an important one at that." "How could you not want to dress up like the super couple that Mickey and Minnie are?" "Don't you love me?" <lip quivering> It was just horrible, finally I just shouted out as Lisann22 suggested "You're a freak - No!" He smiled and said "See now your hearing me." He started going on and on about how cool it'll be with the big gloves and the shoes and the make up. I think he thought I meant it as a question, now I'm just so confused and icky feeling. Sadly, SweetGirl
Originally Posted By friendofdd I tend to find this topic a tad confusing. What can I do? And, btw, Lisa and Litter, which one of you is the cute one?
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear friendofdd, That would be me. And perhaps you would find the topic less confusing if you completely ignored all of Lisa's advice and simply read mine. No need to thank me. I live to serve people.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear SweetGirl, I'm so sorry that you are continuing to have problems with your boyfriend. I can't help but think that is largely due to you taking Lisann's questionable advice. I fear that between your boyfriend's. . .um. . . unusual personal tastes and his verbal abuse of you that your future together is not looking rosy. On the bright side, he sounds like he'd be a perfect match for Lisann. Perhaps you could set them up on a blind date. Good luck, dear!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 friendofdd, Litter is cute in that underdeveloped little girl kinda way. You know the type - still shop in the Junior section even though your face lines screams don't! ---------------------------------------- SweetGirl, I'm actually thinking maybe you should see if MickeyGuy like Aladdin, we could hook him up with Bloona and problem solved. There is nothing wrong with a little role playing SweetGirl, you just take charge. You find a character you want to be and seduce him with your interpretation. Take charge, be an assertive young woman - you can do it.
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear L&L, I find myself with a huge problem today. One of my recordists at my new work place is a raiderfan. Had I known, I CLEARLY would not have taken the position. Now I can't decide between requesting his transfer to our Hollywood stage where the drug addicts vomit through the gate and parking is so bad that cars get keyed or do I make him the old VP's new personal assistant? This VP is near retirement, and no longer bathes or does any actual work outside of schlepping her kids around, so he would, in fact, become her nanny. How shall I decide? Yours, A Bronco Fan
Originally Posted By Lisann22 A Bronco Fan, I'd go with option #2 as "where the drug addicts vomit through the gate and parking is so bad that cars get keyed" wouldn't really make his life miserable. He'd just feel like he was A) in the Black Hole or B) the parking lot of the Oakland Coliseum.
Originally Posted By trailsend Dear Lisa and Litter, Do yall have a license or some sort of legitimate certification or maybe a stamped program from a free community discussion that qualifies some of these answers? I don't know about you guys, but some of these people that have dug deep within and written out their problems with their hearts are some mighty hurtin' and confused people. I'm worried. I mean, these people need help and, well, I dunno . . . Signed, Anonymous
Originally Posted By SuzieQ LOL, Ursula. As you know, I live in the Bay Area. My cross-street is 49er Way. The people who live on the corner fly a Raiders flag during the football season, LOL
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Dear Abby and Ann: I am currently a regular poster on an internet message board that I treat like a chat room and drive everybody crazy on because I just go on and on and on and on and post in pretty much EVERY thread whether I really have anything to say or not and I tend to have run on sentences and I makes jokes when I really shouldn't or joke too hard sometimes when joking is actually okay PLUS I have become really addicted to emoticons in an effort to make myself understood and so that I don't hurt anybody's feelings but I'm not even sure I'm using them (the emoticons, not the posters) right (because a while ago I had an issue with the whole ** vs. "" thing which was kinda a little embarrassing)and anyway, I use emoticons and exclamation points and everthing way too much (aside from the other problems I already mentioned) and I can't seem to stop myself!!!! What should I do? Oh! And yessss I have thought of leaving and I actually have tried about 1000 times but I can't. Am I addicted? How do I stop the madness?
Originally Posted By chickendumpling "I makes jokes" ! HA!!! What a funny typo! I crack myself up! ;P
Originally Posted By chickendumpling And another thing! I canNOT find a decent pair of shoes anymore!!! I LOVED the Liz Clairborne Flex but now they've changed the construction of the shoe and it is not at all as comfortable as it used to be. Do you think its because the last pair I bought was not the leather upper kind?
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear Lisa and Litter, Do yall have a license or some sort of legitimate certification or maybe a stamped program from a free community discussion that qualifies some of these answers? I don't know about you guys, but some of these people that have dug deep within and written out their problems with their hearts are some mighty hurtin' and confused people. I'm worried. I mean, these people need help and, well, I dunno . . . Signed, Anonymous ------------------------------------- Anonymous, I'm certified in Life! Your point is...
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear Abby and Ann: I am currently a regular poster on an internet message board that I treat like a chat room and drive everybody crazy on because I just go on and on and on and on and post in pretty much EVERY thread whether I really have anything to say or not and I tend to have run on sentences and I makes jokes when I really shouldn't or joke too hard sometimes when joking is actually okay PLUS I have become really addicted to emoticons in an effort to make myself understood and so that I don't hurt anybody's feelings but I'm not even sure I'm using them (the emoticons, not the posters) right (because a while ago I had an issue with the whole ** vs. "" thing which was kinda a little embarrassing)and anyway, I use emoticons and exclamation points and everthing way too much (aside from the other problems I already mentioned) and I can't seem to stop myself!!!! What should I do? Oh! And yessss I have thought of leaving and I actually have tried about 1000 times but I can't. Am I addicted? How do I stop the madness? --------------------------------------- Abby and Ann post mainly in national syndication. I think you'll be waiting awhile for an answer.
