Originally Posted By chickendumpling (and of course I mean the Liz Claiborne slingbacks not the slides)
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Oh dear! Of course I meant Lisa and Litter!!! WHAT was I thinking?!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 **** TIME OUT FROM FUN **** trailsend are you joking or poking at us? I'm not sure what I'm reading and before it gets out of hand I need to be clear. This is PlayPen.
Originally Posted By trailsend Oh my!! Lisa! I am so joking! I was having fun. I think this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time and your answers are hysterical! I couldn't think of a problem so I thought I would question your credentials ~ jokingly, of course!!! I promise!!! I want to laugh!!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Okie dokie - just wanted to be clear. We mean no harm whatsoever, just want to laugh. Good to see you posting again. ;> **** TURNING FUN BACK ON ****
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear Abby and Ann: I am currently a regular poster on an internet message board that I treat like a chat room and drive everybody crazy on because I just go on and on and on and on and post in pretty much EVERY thread whether I really have anything to say or not and I tend to have run on sentences and I makes jokes when I really shouldn't or joke too hard sometimes when joking is actually okay PLUS I have become really addicted to emoticons in an effort to make myself understood and so that I don't hurt anybody's feelings but I'm not even sure I'm using them (the emoticons, not the posters) right (because a while ago I had an issue with the whole ** vs. "" thing which was kinda a little embarrassing)and anyway, I use emoticons and exclamation points and everthing way too much (aside from the other problems I already mentioned) and I can't seem to stop myself!!!! What should I do? Oh! And yessss I have thought of leaving and I actually have tried about 1000 times but I can't. Am I addicted? How do I stop the madness? ---------------------------------- I think maybe some heavy sedatives might cure some of this. 1. It'll take longer to find the keys and you'll type slower. 2. You'll just stop all attempts at humor. 3. emoticons will be eliminated cause everything will look like a spirograph in your world.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 And another thing! I canNOT find a decent pair of shoes anymore!!! I LOVED the Liz Clairborne Flex but now they've changed the construction of the shoe and it is not at all as comfortable as it used to be. Do you think its because the last pair I bought was not the leather upper kind? --------------------------------------- SAH pumps - they'll change your life.
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom Dear Lisa & Litter, Is there a way to get stuck topics to unstick? Stuck
Originally Posted By Ursula Dear L&L, Now back to MY problem. When I see this raiderfan person tomorrow, do I: 1. Ask him how the game went last night and lie and say I missed it? 2. Ask him how many total yards his team made? 3. Point and laugh hysterically? Love, A Bronco Fan
Originally Posted By bloona Dear L&L, I am a little worried about you speculating that I would happily solve others problem....I quote; "I'm actually thinking maybe you should see if MickeyGuy likes Aladdin, we could hook him up with Bloona and problem solved." Please just let me run it by my husband first before you play cupid, thank you!! One other question, what night is he free? (Oh you KNOW Im kidding people!...lol) Saturday?
Originally Posted By quincytoo Dear L and L I am ashamed to ask you this but I have a guilty little secret. My husband is aware of this and we have a, "He won't ask, I won't tell", policy on such matters. We both like drinking wine, he collects it and as much as I like drinking a glass of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti "La Tache" Grand Cru `82 or even Chateau Pichon Longueville Baron `86, Pauillac duting a nice summer meal ..there are times I secret long for a .....a ...a glass of White Zinfandel.....Sigh...I told you it was my guilty secret. Who can I hide such a thing from my friends and even my husband??? Oh he tryies to hide it but I can see the pain and revusion in his eyes the few times I swirl the pink liquid in his Burgandy wine glass.
Originally Posted By quincytoo ^^^^I really need to drink my coffee before I post...sorry about the typos
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan ^ ^ ^ See? That's how I want to be able to drop French into a conversation. All casual and smooth like.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Don't feel badly, 2ooney. It may not be french, but most of what you say is greek to us.
Originally Posted By SuzieQ Oh no. Here comes Litter with her candy cane wine self-rightousness again.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Stuck, Just phone Dave (at any hour of the day or night) and ask him to unstick the topic for you. He loves it when people do that--it makes him feel helpful.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Bronco Fan, I must defer to Lisann on this question, as this is one of her areas of expertise. However, I ask you not to hold me accountable if her advice turns out to be disastrous, as it so often does. Good luck, dear!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear bloona, Saturday nights will be fine. "Ask L & L" does not provide airfare, hotel accommodations, or any other expenses, however. Good luck, dear!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear quincytoo, Oh, my dear!!! I'm so happy. So proud. Give Miss Litter a moment here to dry her tears and compose herself. . . . . . . Welcome to the world of the truly confident and liberated, the brave and the revolutionary, the sexy and self-assured. . . the white zinfandel drinkers!! It is a mark of maturity and sophistication that you can boldly flout convention and narrow mindedness and drink a wine that actually TASTES GOOD. This is a banner moment for me. I might have to take the rest of the day off to celebrate.
