Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>We exchange hello's and the gentle proceeds to pull a Poppy.<< I think I speak for many when I say I'm so glad you went on to define what that term meant.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear L & L -- I have a 3-part question: 1. I notice that Pixie Glitter has assumed the name of 'Litter' after much resistance. How did this happen? Am I the last person on Earth still referring to her as Pixie instead of Litter? b. There's a poster of LP who always makes me the butt of his jokes, and I'm helpless to stop him. I don't want to name names, so let's call him Rendofbb. What's a really good zinger I could throw his way? 3. My last question is, whenever I read this thread, I can hear the theme to 'The Odd Couple' playing in my head. I imagine you two living in a NYC apartment, dispensing advice while arguing. How can I stop the music from playing in my head, as well as the various radio stations I seem to pick up from time to time? Signed, Curious in Cali ------------------------------------ a. That's right or I'll open a can of whoop...Regardless of what Litter says, I can do whatever I want, when I want. b. Respect your elders, sooner or later he'll just forget your not funny. c. She's in Texas, I'm in Cali. The screaming and yelling is giving me a headache, I tell her to stop, eventually I just hang up. As for the music, look Laura P - finally get your braces off please.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear L & L -- I have a 3-part question: 1. I notice that Pixie Glitter has assumed the name of 'Litter' after much resistance. How did this happen? Am I the last person on Earth still referring to her as Pixie instead of Litter? b. There's a poster of LP who always makes me the butt of his jokes, and I'm helpless to stop him. I don't want to name names, so let's call him Rendofbb. What's a really good zinger I could throw his way? 3. My last question is, whenever I read this thread, I can hear the theme to 'The Odd Couple' playing in my head. I imagine you two living in a NYC apartment, dispensing advice while arguing. How can I stop the music from playing in my head, as well as the various radio stations I seem to pick up from time to time? Signed, Curious in Cali ------------------------------------ a. That's right or I'll open a can of whoop...Regardless of what Litter says, I can do whatever I want, when I want. b. Respect your elders, sooner or later he'll just forget your not funny. c. She's in Texas, I'm in Cali. The screaming and yelling is giving me a headache, I tell her to stop, eventually I just hang up. As for the music, look Laurie P - finally get your braces off please.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Way to go there, Lisa. Not only are you blithering incoherent advice, but you're posting it twice. Is it time to up your meds again, dear?
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear Lisa and Litter: Just minutes ago I'm washing my hands in the men's room. I hear a flush and out comes a gentleman who works on the opposite side of the floor. We exchange hello's and the gentle proceeds to pull a Poppy. Poppy was a character on Seinfeld who did not wash his hands after using the restroom. My question is should I just react with abject horror everytime I see this man? ---------------------------------------- No, address him as Poppy from this day forward. If he asks why just say "I don't know it just washed over me."
Originally Posted By Lisann22 I was just making sure that IF by reading it twice you might actually get it.
Originally Posted By quincytoo ROFL Dear Lisa and Litter I live way up north and have some cool friends who gather for fun filled weekends to Disneyland and such. Due to such negatives like Head Office and husband, I can not get down to all these events, I do try to attend as many as I can but the above evil forces limit my vists. How can I get down for more vists?? I thought of using Bloona's aka UKfan's yard but am unsure of the how tos for sending bodies overseas? Could you guide me so I can vist more yet not end up in prison?? your truly Demi Glace just ain't cutting it
Originally Posted By DAR <<No, address him as Poppy from this day forward. If he asks why just say "I don't know it just washed over me.">> To quote the Guiness ads BRILLIANT!!!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 How can I get down for more vists?? I thought of using Bloona's aka UKfan's yard but am unsure of the how tos for sending bodies overseas? Could you guide me so I can vist more yet not end up in prison?? your truly Demi Glace just ain't cutting it -------------------------------------- I think you need to expland your job's geography to the states - another business trip to the "anaheim" area, another business trip to the "bay area." <wink wink>
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear L&L: I'm bored. What should I do? Sincerely, Bored ------------------------------------- Bored, You got how many books to choose from on a daily basis?
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs Dear Lisa... As I have finished my evil and just-as-evil-but-not-quite tasks for the evening, I must ask, what does the goody-goody Litterbug enjoy cooking for herself and/or her family? Can her cooking be compared to yours? Does she go around calling everyone "Hon" or "Suge (sugar)" and spend 12 hours barbecuing ribs and chicken? Sinisterly, Evil 24/7
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Evil 24/7, From what I've heard and witnessed she's only good for dressing up in very small maid outfits and serving weinie's on a stick to the good ole boys playing poker. Compared to mine? ROFLMAO!!!! Let's see Hot Pockets or homemade tamales?!
Originally Posted By Sluggo Dear "Mommy" (Lisann22), Why is goodgirl so mean? How is it she is repulsed by me but Mr. Kar2oonMan is very nice and understands me? Will goodgirl ever come around or is this just a dark part of her previously saintly-like image? Thank you, Friend of the Dishwasher
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Friend of the Dishwasher, Look you sick Slug, I'm your sister. Aye yi yi! I'm not so sure that goodgirl was as mean as scared. I wouldn't be so inclined to think Kar2oonman is the sweet man you think he is.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Dear L&L, I have an apprentice who himself has an apprentice that appears to be turning away from the good and moving towards the Dark Side. I am afraid that if this continues, it will mean the end of us all. Do you have any suggestions on what I can do to prevent this? Concerned from Dagobah
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Concerned from Dagobah, Seems to me you got too many chiefs and not enough indians (of all people to use this analogy - oy)! Take control back and delegate vs. creating organizational bureaucracy of evil doers.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >> I wouldn't be so inclined to think Kar2oonman is the sweet man you think he is.<< Heeyyy!!! Clipping! 10 yard penalty, repeat the down!!
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear Sluggo, My heart goes out to you, dear. It's not easy being a slug, and then your misery has been compounded by having the misfortune of innocently making your slimy little way into the lair of Lisann22. But I digress. "goodgirl" (snort!) is solely and completely responsible for your banishment to the planter on the far side of the pool. As a close witness to the entire event, I can assure my readers that poor Kar2oonMan was only acting out of chivalry, bravery, and a desire to shut goodgirl up before all of our eardrums burst. Sluggo, I don't know why goodgirl took such an immediate distaste to you. Sometimes the world is a cruel and baffling place, and we don't always get the answers we seek. But take heart in your enormous circle of fans and supporters here on LP.
