Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear L&L, I have an apprentice who himself has an apprentice that appears to be turning away from the good and moving towards the Dark Side. I am afraid that if this continues, it will mean the end of us all. Do you have any suggestions on what I can do to prevent this? Concerned from Dagobah Dear Concerned from Dagobah, Make iceknyght give you your plastic light up sword back, and don't invite him over for any more playdates.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Dear L & L - Somehow my husband dug himself out from the garden in the backyard and now doesn't like my idea of wainscotting in the dining room. How can I convince him that color and architectural elements are not a bad thing. Sincerely, Living in a White Out
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear L & L - Somehow my husband dug himself out from the garden in the backyard and now doesn't like my idea of wainscotting in the dining room. How can I convince him that color and architectural elements are not a bad thing. Sincerely, Living in a White Out --------------------------------------- Living in a White Out, Tell fertahubby that while he was soiling himself you consider letting Wayne's coat hang in the dining room cause he was bringing home the bacon. Oh wait, be patient when explaining bringing color into a white world, it takes time. People get weird about that. ;>
Originally Posted By bloona hey, my back yard's not for hiring !!! actually it could do with a make-over ! Dear L&L. Given your previous good advice, I wondered if I could trouble you with another worry of mine? A good friend of mine, says that she will not try to hide me in her suitcase when she goes to Orlando, as I did not agree to hide her in mine when I last visited. Is this just being petty? Should I end our friendship? If I did hide in there, would I need my own passport? Could I breath in the cargo hold? Or is it humainly possible for a human to hold their breath for 10 hours? Thank you in advance.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear bloona, Yes. Possibly. Not unless somebody finds you, in which case not having a passport will be the least of your worries. Yes. No. It's a moot point because you'd freeze solid anyway. Miss Litter thinks you need to find a new friend who is fabulously wealthy and generous. And hey, if he happens to look like Aladdin, all the better. Good luck, dear!
Originally Posted By friendofdd Dear L 'n L I have a friend I love dearly. However, he is an incomplete person. Much to his parents sadness, he was born without a humor. They tried everything as he was growing up, even transplants. But his poor body rejected every attempt to help him. I try to support him in all things, while gently helping him realize he is "different". Now he has taken to the internet, calling himself "curious in cali" and "Kar2oonwhiner." Is there a new, but gentle way, to let him know he is not now, and never will be, funny? friend of you know who (this is a pen name to protect my identity)
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear L&L. Given your previous good advice, I wondered if I could trouble you with another worry of mine? A good friend of mine, says that she will not try to hide me in her suitcase when she goes to Orlando, as I did not agree to hide her in mine when I last visited. Is this just being petty? Should I end our friendship? If I did hide in there, would I need my own passport? Could I breath in the cargo hold? Or is it humainly possible for a human to hold their breath for 10 hours? Thank you in advance. -------------------------------------- <sigh> Why are you guys making this so hard on yourselves? You take eachother as 'carry on" baggage. Throw yourself over her shoulder while dressed in a 'Hefty or Glad' bag. Have fun, be brave, challenge the status quo!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Dear L 'n L I have a friend I love dearly. However, he is an incomplete person. Much to his parents sadness, he was born without a humor. They tried everything as he was growing up, even transplants. But his poor body rejected every attempt to help him. I try to support him in all things, while gently helping him realize he is "different". Now he has taken to the internet, calling himself "curious in cali" and "Kar2oonwhiner." Is there a new, but gentle way, to let him know he is not now, and never will be, funny? friend of you know who (this is a pen name to protect my identity) ---------------------------------- friend of you know who, Sometimes you have to realize you can't help someone no matter how much you love them. They have to come to these realizations themselves. It's called tough love. When he posts things that are suppose to be funny but there not. No emoticons of smiley faces. No LOL's, no ;>. Just let it hang there in dead air just like his dead pathetic, sad, painful, useless, mindless, disgusting attempt at humor.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Dear friend of you know who, He who lives in a punny house should cast no humor stones. Dear Lisa, Take some Midol and put a sock in it. Dear Kar2oonMan, You're still my favorite.
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs Dear Lisa... Does Litter really know HOW to make Hot Pockets? Heinously, Evil 24/7
Originally Posted By FiveBearRugs *pats Pixie on the head... then removes a gray hair and several split ends* Well Mrs. G... you sure do make a mean Hot Pocket!
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Dear Lisa and Litter -- Could I just add something? NOT to step on your talented toes, but I thought of something that might be helpful to one of your readers... Dear "friend of you know who" -- I sympathise with the heartbreak you feel. As Lisa said, sometimes you just have to accept that you are powerless. However, it might help console you to know that your friend's unfortunate condition seems to be due to a recessive trait. His offspring have well-developed senses of humor, even despite the environment in which they have been raised. As is so often the case, we can put our hope in the children.
Originally Posted By debtee Dear L & L I visit a website and there's certain people on there that are right nut cases, really truly they are.... they make me laugh and laugh. It's just so bad I sit and read what they have to say instead of getting on with my day. I'm just not strong enough to close it down. What can I do, can you help, how can I break this obsession?
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<Yes, but they turn into little cheats and hustlers!>> Well, yeah, they're total con artists. But they have good senses of humor!
Originally Posted By debtee ohh I just thought I'd better check that you all know nut cases is a term of endearment here, I hope it translates ok! lol
Originally Posted By bloona lol debtee. I cant stop reading either. thank you for the advice, I'll go e mail her and suggest I go in the over head locker instead, I better also go and do a few sit ups and star jumps if Im gonna fit in there. Thanks you two. "informative, helpful and friendly". Hey you could use that as your name!!
Originally Posted By BlueDevilSF Dear L & L: I've been really, really snarky lately. Should I tone down my snarkiness? Love, Tim
Originally Posted By quincytoo ^^^^NO!!!!!Your snarkiness is what makes you you. Oops back to Lisa and Litter
