Originally Posted By debtee OK...I've trekked out bush and come back with a bunch of big fat juicy live, wiggling, witchedy grubs. The tip is to bite the head off and chew on that first so that the green blood runs down your chin and the rest of the body does not wiggle while in your mouth! Who's up for it????? NB..I know this is going to make me look a BIG wuzz and not truly able to make the cut for the evil team but I hate cruelty to animals so I HAVE to say this is a virtual witchedy grub!
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 Wow...evil sounds pretty disgusting. Good guys, what can you offer me?
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Crickets and worms and now grubs??? OK, I'll be on whichever side is offering churros and dole whip.
Originally Posted By alexbook Paging EdisYoda! We need some refreshments for the spectators. <--Joins the roaring throng in the grandstands
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Yeah, I think even I'm questioning my evilness. I just talked herbs and curses, I never claimed to turn this into an Oz fest.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb <<<...and two PAP's to DL to AutopiaDeb or Lisann22.>>> OR? Ehem, what kind of evil organization am I running here! Helloooo elite evil club here, those non-Debs wishing to join must provide PAPs for both of us (or just me, whatever)!
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <-- wants to sign up to help the right cause, but is feeling indecisive and painfully torn by this spontaneous and unexpected schism of beloved LP'ers [UGH! Which side?! WHICH SIDE?!?! Calm down. THINK! Make a list already!] <-- could probably handle eating just about anything <-- can pretty much suss "Aussie" <-- is probably not going to have a "first born" in this lifetime [So which side does that put me on?! Ugh! I dunno! So KEEP THINKING!] <-- recalls painful memories of being stuck in the foxhole-like quarters of a certain pirate ship a few years back. [THAT'S IT!!!] Sign me up for whichever Force Of Greatness that friendofdd does NOT join!
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb Evil doers love our comforts. We have volcano lairs and Death Stars, no foxholes for us. We also have Lisann, her rep for evil comes in second only to her rep for cooking. All for the price of a couple of PAPs, a bargain really. Of course you never know when I may decide to drop you into a pit filled with man-eating ferrets at my least whim.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <mixing man gravy up for the ferrets> Gotta keep the little guys happy. ;>
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x 7. The ability to be evil and crafty 24/7 for the rest of your LP life or until you do something goodie two shoed. --------- Huh...guess that puts me on the good side.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Errrrrrr... Um, sounds great! Let me get back to you on that, Autopia Deb! <-- tries to devise decision-making formula incorporating all factors Uhhh... [(c2/f2)(k!)+22 (f vs. M)(chalupa)]3 where: c2 = creature comfort of Evil Side ff = foxhole factor k = Kylie Minogue M = Molly f = ferrets chalupa = Lisann's delicious cooking Uhhhhhh... Anybody got a high-powered calculator?!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<chalupa = Lisann's delicious cooking>> You better pick evil for that cause if you go good... Why I'll.... <eyebrow on high alert>
Originally Posted By friendofdd The last time I-57 and I were on opposite sides, he beat me to a pulp. All because I made fun of his luggage on a pirate ship. And I was Mr Smee, too. What kind of person beats up Mr Smee??? Anyway, I was going to be on the side of the hottest woman, but, so far, it is still a tie. Probably 'cause all Women of LP are hot.
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb FoDD, although clearly a fence sitter, is also pretty good at sucking up. He sounds like a minion to me.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd <<<Of course you never know when I may decide to drop you into a pit filled with man-eating ferrets at my least whim.>>> Well, then at least I'm safe as they are clearly MAN eating ferrets and I'm a woman.
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 Okay, I'm officially comentator, because everyone else really comes out at night (as the forces of evil should). I'll run the play by play. It's a fine afternoon here at LP, ladies and gents. The sides are being chosen, and the captains are setting the terms for the battle! Evil, Inc. has a lot of Deb power here today with Autopia Deb and debtee, and the wildcard here is Lisann22. Who could have guessed that this non-Deb would become such a power player for Evil. At this point folks, she's the only one keeping the man-eating ferrets happy. Evil's one big setback is the loss of their Laser-fitted Sharks. That was a terrible tragedy, and will make us all think twice in the future about the mixture of fish and technology. Recent addition sherrytodd is a clear sign that Evil, Inc.'s new set of benefits is really drawing new talent: the free give-up-you-first-born babysitting service is especially appealing. PixieGlitter and her team of Goodie-Two-Shoes is beginning to look a little thin. Although they started this battle, the lack of advertised comforts and all-around benefits is clearly affecting her team's size. But this sport fan's confident that if they can just get the word out, the good folks of LP will come running. As this battle royal begins, who will win? Will this board stay Deb-free, or fall to the mighty hand of Debness? Stay tuned!
