Bad baby names

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    Originally Posted By Tinkeroon

    DH and I were waiting for a table in The Old Spaghetti Factory when the hostess called out "Stooge...party of 3" I'm sure it was somebody's idea of a joke but it was funny!
     
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    Originally Posted By Liberty Belle

    My Dad used to work with a lady named Ophellia, whose surname was Dickie.

    One of Mum's friends once met a very tall, bulky man and had to try not to laugh when he held out his hand and introduced himself: "Hi, Iva Smallcock".
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    As you may know, some popular names in other countries make us giggle in our country. I had the pleasure of speaking to a kind Laotian man one time when I was working at AAA. Master Ho was his name, and his daughter's name was Phat Ho. I also talked to a My Boobies one time.
     
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    Originally Posted By mater4

    How about Penn Jillette's children. Moxie CrimeFighter Penn Jillette and Zolten Penn Jillette. (His wife's maiden name is Zolten)
     
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    Originally Posted By Maleficent one

    There are a few awful celebrity baby names..

    -David Duchovny has a child named Kyd....
    -jonathan Davis has a child named Pirate
    -Rob Morrow has a child named Tu Morrow
    -Ving Rhames's daughter is Reign Beau
    -Jason Lee's son is Pilot inspektor
    -Shannon Sossamon's son is Audio Science
    -Director Robert Rodriguez's kids are Rebel, Racer, rocket and rogue
    -Frank Zappa's kids are Moon unit and Dweezil


    I dont understand what was going on in their minds when they picked those..
    When I have kids (in like 5 years) They will be Dallas Hunter and Cheyenne Arabella or Cheyenne Alexandra...Not totally common..

    Oh and my Cousin's Daughters name is Oriah Valkyrie.
     
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    Originally Posted By Maleficent one

    ^^ and valkyrie is the middle name
     
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    Originally Posted By disneylandfan8

    Maleficent One, did you see Post #14????

    (talking about your dad!!!)
     
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    Originally Posted By Maleficent one

    hey im ok with roach now.. im out of school where people made fun of me LOL. although some friends still do haha

    oh and our vets name is Dr. Stoner lol
     
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    Originally Posted By Goofyernmost

    There used to be a gynecologist in our town named Dr. Clapp. It was so funny because when a patient was in a hospital room they would put the name of the Doctor on the door. They didn't preface it with DR. so it just said Clapp in big letters.

    I also knew a lawyer named Ken Appeal. It is a prime example of being assigned a career right at birth.
     
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    Originally Posted By oredisneyfan

    There is an oral sergeon where we live with the name DR Slaughter. I'm not sure if that is good for business:)
     
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    Originally Posted By oredisneyfan

    being a child of the 60's with hippie parents we were always around people with "creative" names.

    I knew siblings named Pumpkin, Seed and Vine.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    There was a Bay Area Raider fan that named their daughter Silver Ann Black.

    I worked for a man who's last name was Ball. He named his daugther Nita and Juana...

    Sicko! LOL
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Ok true story somewhat like DLF8's.
    In high school my friend Kim Hiel and her best friend Kim Hippler would walk through the halls and people would give the salute and click thier heels and say Hiel Hippler! LOL thats all I got on this topic.
     
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    Originally Posted By Disneyland55

    I just laughed for about 5 minutes straight when I read the name Phat Ho. I sure hope nobody every introduces themself to me as Phat Ho. I don't know if I can NOT laugh.

    I work with two women named Swastika.

    My friend wants to name his future son (first and middle name) Landon Calrisian.
     
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    Originally Posted By jdub

    I think I should like to name my next 3 children Brie, Colby & Jack. Then when they turn driving age, I shall have them share a car--

    --which I will call the cheese wheels!
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    <----throws rotten cheese at jdub ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    I talked to a girl on the phone at work yesterday, her name was Christmas Day - no really - that was her first and last name!
    Why oh why would you do that to your child???
     
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    Originally Posted By sharon2

    I knew a girl named Holly Wood..

    not as funny as some of these but worth mentioning
     
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    Originally Posted By Disneyland55

    There is a girl at work named Michelle Bopp. However, on the schedule her name is M-Bopp.
     
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    Originally Posted By Disneyland55

    I have worked with people named Jennifer Lopez, Travis Barker, Susan Summers, Randy Johnson, and Steven Tyler.

    At another store in the same chain I work for there are two employees, one named Pepsi and another named Cola.
     

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