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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    ^^You can actually make a faux Monte Cristo sandwich sorta like that useing waffles as the bread with all the other regualr yummy stuff you put on a Monte Cristo sandwich. It really comes out pretty good too, when your done. Faux stuff ain't so bad SOMETIMES.
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    Toaster waffles make *excellent* PB&J sammies.
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    I would never have committed jonvn's mistake, because I never mix foods. I figure that if two different foods were meant to be eaten at the same time, they would have arrived in the same package.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    ^^Kinda like Koogle peanut butter?
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    oh yeah and Goober peanut butter and jelly! Remember that too, in the same jar!
     
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    Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x

    I have 2 jars in my cabinets of Goober! Makes for easy school lunches! LOL


    I also have a jar of peanut butter and honey, which I don't like. I prefer regular peanut butter and adding the honey separately!
     
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    Originally Posted By Tinkeroon

    When I was very young(ish)and mom wasn't around to make dinner, dear old dad would make his gourmet bowl of hot milk with slices of buttered bread to float on top. GAG! He's actually a really good cook (now!). And mom sometimes sent us to school with sandwiches of butter and sugar!
    Sorry mele...I could never top yours!
     
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    Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains

    Dh says he used to get mustard sandwiches when they ran out of stuff before the next food line rations!!
     
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    Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x

    My dad used to make a very weird dessert when my mom made rice and was too lazy to make rice pudding.


    Rice in bowl. Add milk, butter and sugar. Mix it up.

    When I was a kid, it was good..now it sounds ...... ick...
     
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    Originally Posted By Tinkeroon

    xPPx...we used to have that for breakfast quite often when I was a kid. I thought it was good...then! I tried it not too long ago...not so good now.
     
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    Originally Posted By Mary Poppins

    x Pirate Princess X - I hope that rice was cooked!
     
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    Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x

    well, of course!

    it was left over rice, usually from dinner that night :)
     
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    Originally Posted By ReadingMom

    When I was young my mom was a pretty good cook. However, when I became a teenager she went through this "experimental cooking" stage and she is still there. Now she is just a horrible cook. Things that she made when I was a teenager were just too wierd or too spicy hot to even eat. And how do you mess up instant pudding?

    For years now she has come to our house for any type of holiday, etc. We either eat at my house or we go out. We've never talked to her about it and she has never brought it up. We just stopped eating at her house. I'm shuddering at some of the memories.
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    LOL, ReadingMom, that's how my mom was too. She went through a health food phase where she seemed to completely forget how to cook. She even messes up boxed brownie mixes.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    jonvn, Please email me. I have to tell you something. Thank you :)
     
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    Originally Posted By jonvn

    Did I win the Nigerian lottery? Well, I sent an email to find out!
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    Okay, this sounds weird, but I make pb&j brownies...mix according to the package...about half way through baking I take them out drop spoonfuls of peanut butter and raspberry jam and then swirl it and put it back in the oven...my kids loved them...also good made with peanut butter OR jam....especially raspberry.
     
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    Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains

    Oh that actually sounds quite tastey!
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    One of my many cooking "errors," but no doubt - due to it being Christmas Dinner - just about the worst:

    Happened when roasting my first prime rib ever (and only, so far)... A special treat for Mr. Alice (who was still "Boyfriend Alice" at the time) for our first Christmas.

    First it took forever to cook, because in my infinite cooking wisdom, I purchased the lovely roast a few days in advance and put it in the freezer for safekeeping. *L* It didn't thaw as quickly as expected, but still turned out okay - just much later than planned.

    Second... I forgot to purchase the obligatory horseradish sauce to accompany (I ADORE the stuff... HAD to have it). Grocery stores were closed, so what to do... what to do?

    Take the sour cream from the 'fridge and (of course) add the handy dandy wasabi powder to it. Wasabi's made from horseradish, so why not...? Well, mainly because it was powder, so didn't blend worth ca-ca AND it's green. Very attractive and appetizing to no end - not.

    Heh.

    He married me anyway. (Thankfully, HE's a FAB chef! ;-)
     

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