Originally Posted By disneylandfan8 My favorite is when we look over at the cave-thingy and there's all the lions standing over the zebra (and I know this quote isn't exact, but you'll get the point): "And look over there, those caring lions are watching over the sleeping zebra. Awwwww."
Originally Posted By Hista98 Another good one is "see that Tiger, he can jump 25,000 feet, out of an airplane that is." i heared another one at WDW where when you're heading into the temple the guide says "Now here we have an ancient temple, I don't know what it used to be but since this is disney my guess is that it was a gift shop."
Originally Posted By FerretAfros I've heard this one several times, and it works in almost any of the scenes: "Well, that's just not something you see every day. But I do." Also, at the end, I enjoy the following line, "That was so much fun that I think I'm going to go do it again. And again...and again...and again." (With each 'again' sounding less and less excited.
Originally Posted By WOWOregon I love the humor on the boats! My daughter loves the jokes about the hippos
Originally Posted By Grumpy Pete I like the one where coming from under the falls, the skipper says "look at the sand stone behind the falls. no one ever looks at it, they just take it for granite.
Originally Posted By frailejon We had a fantastic skipper one time, and her timing was just great. There was a little girl of 6 or so who saw the fake piranhas and got very worried- she thought they were real. She was starting to stress a little and the skipper turned around, saw this and said "don't worry; they won't eat you. Piranhas are man-eaters."
Originally Posted By TikiFreak "You know folks, the Nile is over 4000 miles long which makes it the longest river in Anaheim."
Originally Posted By Minnie1955 "Aw how cute. Those lions are protecting that sleeping zebra. Yeah, but when he wakes up they're just gonna eat him."
