Beware of the Duct Tape Bandit.

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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    He walked into the store and cried "This is a stick up!"
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    I hope this guy gets a visit from his mummy.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Okay, that's a wrap.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Well, there is two sided tape so who knows.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Do do what the duct tape thief did
    If you're trying to keep your face hid.
    Duct tape sticks to your hair,
    And leaves your scalp rather bear.
    The only thing you'll rip off is an eye lid.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    D'oh, that was supposed to be DON'T do.... rats.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    There once was a thief named Kazee
    When it came to disguises he was rather lazy
    So he taped up his mug
    Thought he was quite the thug
    Even Manson thinks Kazee is crazy.
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    So would you think that
    A thoughtful Haiku would fit
    This sticky topic?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    poor, poor tape bandit
    you can see it on his face
    stuck with a bad plan
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Q: What does the Duct Tape Bandit use to make a time bomb?

    A: Ticker tape.
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    The Duct Tape Bandit wanted to take a trip to Russia, but he couldn't get through all the red tape!
     
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    Originally Posted By LPFan22

    I can't believe everyone is 'stuck' on making these bad jokes.

    ;)
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Yes, can everyone please dispense with the tape jokes?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    I've heard of getting arested for packing a gun, but not for packing tape.
     
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    Originally Posted By knightnfrees

    My lips are sealed.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    All this trouble to steal a couple rolls of coins that he won't even get to keep?

    It's another cents-less crime.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    So true Kar2oonMan, makes no cents at all.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Although to Coin a phrase,..'crime doesn't pay'.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    I'd give a penny for his thoughts though.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    will someone please 'change' the subject.
     
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