Bush Uses "The Google" on the "Internets"

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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    <<^^^ That would be Republican Ted Stephens of "bridge to nowhere" fame.>>

    This Ted Stevens??

    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QHGU7P3jHo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v
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    :)
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    I'm still convinced that Bush is smarter than he's letting on. It's like that old SNL sketch with Reagan turning into a supergenius as soon as the reporters were out of the room.

    And for the last time, Al Gore *never* claimed to have invented the Internet!!!! Grrr.
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    LMAO!!! Oh man, thanks for sharing, RT!
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandJB

    It's a joke, right? No one actually puts American or Cheeze Whiz on a Philly Steak Sandwich, do they??

    That stuff isn't even real cheese.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>

    A "REAL" Philly Cheese Steak would have American, Cheese Whiz or Provolone. Hold the ketchup. Call the Cardiologist.
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    Hilarious, RT!

    I'm going out right now to find that picture of cats dressed as nuns, drinking from a bowl of gravy.
     
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    Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder

    "And for the last time, Al Gore *never* claimed to have invented the Internet!!!! Grrr."

    I feel I should respond to this, because I mentioned Al Gore and the Information Superhighway. Please note I did not include anything about Gore inventing the Internet. I just mentioned the Superhighway. Moreover, from Snopes:

    "It is true, though, that Gore was popularizing the term "information superhighway" in the early 1990s (although he did not, as is often claimed by others, coin the phrase himself) when few people outside academia or the computer/defense industries had heard of the Internet, and he sponsored the 1988 National High-Performance Computer Act (which established a national computing plan and helped link universities and libraries via a shared network) and cosponsored the Information Infrastructure and Technology Act of 1992 (which opened the Internet to commercial traffic)."

    So there.
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    <<A "REAL" Philly Cheese Steak would have American, Cheese Whiz or Provolone. Hold the ketchup. Call the Cardiologist.>>

    I guess I'm glad we just seem to have phony ones here in Minnesota. Provolone or Swiss Cheese on a Steak are great, but those other two abominations barely qualify as food. (Of course being from the Midwest we know the difference between REAL cheese and a chemical look-alike.)

    :)
     
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    Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder

    From Wikipedia:

    Cheez Whiz
    Cheez Whiz is a thick processed cheese sauce or spread introduced by Kraft Foods in 1952. The bright, yellow, viscous liquid usually comes in a glass jar, and is used as a topping for corn chips, hot dogs, cheesesteaks, and other foods. It is popular in the United States, Canada, and the Philippines. Cheez Whiz can also be used as a spread on crackers.

    Cheez Whiz is one of a number of "processed cheese foods", a category including similar products like Velveeta and some types of individually-wrapped cheese slices. These products contain regular cheese that has been reprocessed along with additional ingredients such as emulsifiers and stabilizing agents, such as xanthan gum or carrageenan. These products derive their tanginess and flavor from additional ingredients such as citric acid and flavoring compounds. Annatto is used for coloring.

    See also:

    Easy Cheese (processed cheese in a spray can)
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    Now THAT'S good eatin' folks! Especially "processed cheese in a spray can.
     
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    Originally Posted By mele

    << The bright, yellow, viscous liquid>>

    Oh sure, talk it up, make it sound glamourous and mighty tasty.
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    <<(Of course being from the Midwest we know the difference between REAL cheese and a chemical look-alike.)>>

    Yes we do. Oh and California I've seen your ads about Happy Cows come from California and real California cheese. Back off, everyone knows Wisconsin is dominant in the cheese business.
     
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    Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder

    Hey baby, if I pour some of this bright yellow, viscous liquid would you.....

    Oh, never mind. But I do have this spray can of cheese......
     
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    Originally Posted By Dabob2

    My dad and grandparents are from Philly, and trust me, the typical Philly cheesesteak does indeed come with cheeze whiz or American, unless you're smart enough to ASK for provolone. With the strong Italian influence in South Philly, that is considered acceptable. Swiss? Nope.
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    Provlone is rising fast on my cheese scale.
     
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    Originally Posted By jonvn

    "Back off, everyone knows Wisconsin is dominant in the cheese business."

    Not for much longer. Wisconsin makes about 2.14 billion pounds of cheese per year, California makes about 2.1 and is rising fast.

    California already produces more milk than Wisconsin, and has done so for about 10 years now.
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    I'm a cheese head... Always have been. It's my mother's fault. She put cheese on everything. You children of the late '50s / early '60s remember casseroles as well as I do, I'm sure. My mom put a pile of Tillamook cheddar cheese on top of every casserole. And now I'm addicted and have the hips to prove it.

    I love pretty much every kind of cheese - including Easy Cheese (Sharp Cheddar, if you please) which is especially delicious on Nabisco's Chicken in a Biscuit crackers - but Cheez Whiz is bleecch. *L* I certainly wouldn't put it on any sandwich.
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    <<Not for much longer. Wisconsin makes about 2.14 billion pounds of cheese per year, California makes about 2.1 and is rising fast.

    California already produces more milk than Wisconsin, and has done so for about 10 years now.>>

    Well they've got more land, so that's really not fair.
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    ^^Yeah, but when you take into consideration the many thousands of pounds manufactured in Wisconsin for the sole purpose of creating headgear... Welllll... That just shoots down all other arguments.
     
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    Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder

    Go to a football game, put cheese on your head.

    BRILLIANT!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By wonderingalice

    Got ta look yer best fer da cameras, dontcha know?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    <--- runs into thread....

    WISCONSIN IS NOT ON TRIAL HERE!!!

    <---- runs back out of thread.
     

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