Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Scooter, check yer maps. Whar be we a headin next? An whar in the dang blazes is me first mate Pete?
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate That thar post #301 fell inta tha Bermudey triangle fer a while...
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Captain, it looks like these maps got blowed around and all mixt up in here, so it's hard to cipher which port be next. I think it be Nawlins, though.
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Har Har Har! Set sail mateys! We'll have rum an a song on our way. keep yer eyes open fer the enemy though...
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Arrr, thank'ee Emma! Glad ta be here! Fetch me up that there atlas, eh?
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Thank ye most kindly, Emmy. Now I thinks I'm gonna retire to my quarters and study these charts a bit, iffin ye don't mind. A pleasure to meetcha.
Originally Posted By friendofdd >>>If I couldn't take you AND your weasel by meself, I got the rest of the crew here. Don't sell us short.<<< 'e ain't a weasel. 'es a badger an' ye best watch out fer 'im when 'e's foamin' at the mouf. Mighta known ye were tha type to sneak up an attack from behind. Good thing fer me that me 'head is so 'hard un I wasn't injured. If'n you'd managed to hit me in my feelins I coulda been 'urt Anyway, sissy boy, after Jake the badger 'had a good meal o' Purina Badger Chow, 'e deposited sommit in your luggage. Oi tole ye to wrap it fer safe keepin'. So now Oi'm away to Cap'n 'ook's lair. Avast Scooter. Or maybe Oi'l jes call ye mo-ped.
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Lookey down thar VVVV; that number don't match the number over thar <----- Scooter, whar have ye steered us to? The island o' lost posts?
Originally Posted By FaMulan <Rides up to the dock aboard Kahn, pirating gear stowed in a napsack, sword at waist> Avast there, Mean Old Pirate, have ye room for another crewman?
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ;;starts bouncing off the padded walls of his cell shrieking;; I KNOW WHO THE PIRATE IS!!! IT'S ... IT'S ... ;;orderlies tranquelize David before he can say it;;
Originally Posted By PrincessoftheCastle Arrr, do we pirates even have 'nuff gold ta by ourselves one o' 'em tranquelizers?
Originally Posted By friendofdd Jake the badger seemed real lonely my last visit, so Oi'v brung 'im a companion. This 'ere is the lovely lidy badger, Molly. Make no sudden moves an' she'll no bite ye. 'eres an extra sack o' badger chow fer 'er keep too. Scooter, Oi got to feelin' bad 'at Oi was so hard on ye after ye conked me noggin. So Oi'm givin' ye a chance to be a real lean, mean pirate. Oi've emptied the contents o' yer luggage into the li'l locker aside the bilge and Oi've sent the fancy schamancy luggage to Davy Jones locker. "at way, the crew won't make fun o' ye. Now, its back to Cap'n 'ook.
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle a pirate tranquelizer tends to have a 'striking' resemblance to a 10lb mallet...
Originally Posted By EdisYoda <---waits patiently to find out if he has passed his Pirates Test with the Pieces of Eight