Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Arrr, I wanted Jose but that critter'll do. From now on yer not Blacksheep Uncle, we'll be callin ya Blackeye Bart. Pick yer sidearm from the chest an stow yer gear below.
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Ah Stoney, my time is short but I've a got to give you yer test. Let's see... Ye can be first mate if ye can show me some of them fancy sailor's knots. I'll be back later, you just work on those an line up some new recruits for testin. Peg-leg is in charge while I'm gone. (After I give you yer pirate name, you'll stand in fer me).
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon Though I'm not officially the First Mate yet, I've already taken the liberty of throwing two sea dawgs into the brigg after I saw them trying to break into the Captain's personal chest o' rum.
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon Here are a lot of knots, demonstrating my handiness: <a href="http://www.treasurequestshoppe.com/knotboards.html" target="_blank">http://www.treasurequestshoppe .com/knotboards.html</a> Here is a "how to" of the standard sailor's knot for all you would be pirates looking to sign on. <a href="http://www.troop7.org/Knots/Sailor.html" target="_blank">http://www.troop7.org/Knots/Sa ilor.html</a>
Originally Posted By Ursus J Bear <----is impressed with Tiggrrrrl's command of the piratical lingo! She must be the Red 'ead we've all been waitin' fer!
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon Let's stay away from the whales and do more lootin' and burnin'
Originally Posted By Tiggirl <<Now let's all get loaded to the gunwhales>> It means to drink Rum GSD! A very piraty thing to do.
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon As the future first mate I'm inclined to drink less rum and get into more sword fights.
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon You'd have to take a pirate test like the rest of us Disneygurl.
Originally Posted By Tiggirl <---Is practicing her sword fighting by fighting an imaginary foe Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish-kebab!
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon We need to recruit someone for the crow's nest. Who has good eyesight? (Meaning MNG is out for that role)
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate First things first. Let's see here: A fine bunch o knots GSD, yer now my official first mate and we'll all call ye One'eyed Pete. Here's yer eyepatch. What be that big bear talkin like a pirate? Are ye ready fer yer test? How about that lassie disneygurl? Step forward!
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Har har har! Let's see how fast ye can swab these decks disneygurl! here be yer mop. Do a good job and ye'll git that thar crow's nest job.
