Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Har Har Har, Missy Flint! Ms. FaMulan, I trest ye'll be gettin' aboard soon. Lemme give ye a word o' wisdom fer when ye do. Tell 'em ye've already had yer shots.
Originally Posted By FaMulan Well, Scooter, if'n the cap'n denies me permission to board, I'll just stow away!!
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon Speakin' as the First Mate and all, I don't think you'll be haven't much in the way o' difficulties wit the Captain.
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Lessee here. I nivver did git dem pictures ta load, but I'll give ye points fer effort. Come aboard. Yer the new official badger-wrangler, an yer name be Besieging Bessy. We'll call ye Bess fer short. Stow yer gear an hep yesself ta tha snack bar.
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Yarrrr! I'm off to the shower! Has anyone seen me pirate loofa and "old fish scented" shower gel?
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Then what be that "loofa" looking item poking out of yer back pocket? Arrrrr! Have ye been goin' through me loot again?
Originally Posted By FaMulan Thankee cap'n! Now, whar be them badgers and other critters that need wranglin'
Originally Posted By disneygurl Arrr! Me have ye fish scented shower gel, Peggy!! You can use this loofa with barnacles on it, git scrubbin!!
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon This is a loofa? An here I thought it was some survey dawg's brains I's goin' to take credit for...
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon Shoot. And Jake had a taste for brains too... He is going to be one upset badger when he hears there's no brains for him. Bess, as the new recruit why don' you tell him?
Originally Posted By Tiggirl Arrrr..that be a likely story One-eyed Pete, that be a likely story. I've been noticin' yer skin has been looking a bit radiant of late. I got me eyes on ye. Thank ye Missy fer the use o' yer Loofa.
Originally Posted By FaMulan Jake, sorry lad, thar be no ***Blam***** well, that takes care of that thar badger problem...