Originally Posted By eww4 Yar, I be swillin' me mint juleps! Yo ho ho and a bottle o' non-alkey-holic rum! Avast there me marshmellow mateys and shiver me timbers with all ye land lubbin' lubbers!
Originally Posted By disneygurl Pssst...avast thar!! Missy Flint just sailed back and ready fer Cap'ns orders!
Originally Posted By disneygirl77 Arr Mateys! I be reporten' fer duty as well. I brought me buccaneers under me buccenhat and I be ready to pillage and burn and the likes.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Oi'll lend ye me badger, Molly, agin, but ye needs to promise to feed her regular like, usin' only Badger Chow. If'n she should nip a pirate's leg, don't let her chew on't. Makes her queasy, less'n o' course it's a peg leg. They's all right fer her.
Originally Posted By daRedHed Well, ye Mean Ol' Pirate, Be this here Davy Jone's Locker good enough for ye? Meself, I be a findin' a website for Davy Jone's hisself! Ah, me and MissCandice twere extollin' his virtues a day past at the Skull 'n Cross bones o the Pirates o the Carribean! Hummana! Hummana! Hummana! I can get ye that one as well, if ye likes! <a href="http://www.thesimsurfer.com/Davy" target="_blank">http://www.thesimsurfer.com/Da vy</a>%20Jones%20Locker.htm
Originally Posted By daRedHed <a href="http://members.tripod.com/~luvdavy/davyjones.html" target="_blank">http://members.tripod.com/~luv davy/davyjones.html</a> That thar be the place to find Davy Jones, the love o' me life! Ifn ye look a bit closely at me man an squint yer eyes a bit, he'd be a lookin' a bit like me idol! ;-) I hope that satisfies me test, ye Mean Old Pirate, ye! If ye don't be a likin' me booty, the I'll be a havin' to shiver me timbers and shash me buckle elsewhere!
Originally Posted By daRedHed Arg, the 1st Davy Jones locker was pilofered whilst I was a noddin' in me grog. RRRRR! I found me another, though, I ain't sure it's so good, neither. <a href="http://www.thesimsurfer.com/Da" target="_blank">http://www.thesimsurfer.com/Da</a> vy%20Jones%20Locker.htm
Originally Posted By daRedHed <a href="http://dusk.geo.orst.edu/djl/" target="_blank">http://dusk.geo.orst.edu/djl/</a> That thar be a map to Davy Jone's Locker. Or at least, that's what the one-eyed madame a told me for a shilling.
Originally Posted By daRedHed <a href="http://www.geocities.com/zilchsite/links.html" target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/zilch site/links.html</a> Now, this here be Davy Jone's Locker an' he even left his smelly ol' socks in it. RRRR!
Originally Posted By MissCandice ARRR! I wanna be a pirate too. Avast ye scurvy knave! What be my pirate name?
Originally Posted By daRedHed Wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me wants me pirate name! Wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, Blacksheepie, ye be me big brother! Go drag that bilge rat o' a Mean Ol' Pirate back here so I can get me me pirate name! WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, yo ho, MissCandice! Wanna sing the pirate song again? Ye be a likin' me Davy Jones' websites? RRRR! Now, that'd be a nice speciman of manhood! I like 'em short and concentrated! Makes me wanna rape 'n pillage!!! RRRRRRRRRRR! He's almost enought ta make me forgit th' popcorn me matey pilfered for me an' me dropped all over the deck. Butter fingers! Ar!Ar!Ar! Well, the fishies were eatin' well that day! WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me wants me pirate name! WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Um, er, I best be careful or me pirate name will have somethin' to do with whining! :-o)
Originally Posted By disneygirl77 I reported for duty days ago and still no name, where be that Mean Ol Pirate.......
Originally Posted By friendofdd daRedHed, here at LP, pirates are only allowed to rap and pillage. Community standards, you know. And if you rap, you've gotta wear really baggy clothes.
Originally Posted By disneygurl The Cap'n is out gettin more Rum for ya's. We only be havin 10 bottels left!
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <-----is sort of listening to those other pirates and applicants blabbing near the gang plank while he prepares to polish the copper around the deck. Unbuttons another button on his shirt so the wind can catch inside and give it that sexy billowing look. Soaks a rag in copper cleaner and gets to work, enjoying the sunshine and still half-overhearing the others. Without even realizing it, begins singing to self: Two Washington girls go round the outside, round the outside... Guess who's back, back again Skooter's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back Ahh na na na na Ah na na nah Ahh na na na na Ah na na nah <-----getting a little carried away, stands up and sings more loudly now Now this looks like a job for T So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little hilarity -- Cuz it feels so empty without Three! <-----yelling into the cleaning rag now and making piratical gestures Ahh na na na na Ah na na nah Ahh na na na na Ah na na nah...
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Wha?! <-----looks over and winks at Missy Flint, then gets back to silently scrubbing the fittings [Aaaaaargh, Skooter, ye half-wit! You best hope you din't sing no bad words all loud-like...] [Ah na na na na Ah na na nah...]
