Originally Posted By JazzCat Avast there MeanOldPirate! Be it too late to join ye band of scurvy scum? I'll be passin' any durn test ya give ta me!
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Arrrrr! I'm interruptin me packin ta help ye out here. Avast! This eye patch? er this one? Wanna look me best! Goodgirl, if ye be such, ye kin git yer pirate name if ye find whar I kin gets me a copy of that thar soundtrack to "Pirates of the Caribbean the Curse of the Black Pearl". Arrrr SuzieQ! Ye'll earn a right good name if ye kin fetch me a source fer peglegs. I needs ta buy me a new one! Jazzcat, so ye thinks yer ready too hmmm? Fine then! Bring me the pants o' Captn Jack Sparrow! har har har that should keep ye all busy!
Originally Posted By SuzieQ <--- Counts herself lucky she didn't get JazzCat's assignment! Your source, Madam Pirate! <a href="http://www.ossur.com/template1.asp?PageID=5" target="_blank">http://www.ossur.com/template1 .asp?PageID=5</a>
Originally Posted By roberts1398 Me tooo, me tooooo! I wanna name! What do I have to do, ya MeanOldPirate? Please????
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate ARRRRRRRRRRRRR! As if I don have ENOUGH ta do. Fine! Roberts! Write me a 50-word essay on the Spanish Main! An be quick about it. See if ye kin git it done afore I finish ironing the ruffles in me best piraty shirt here.
Originally Posted By goodgirl Arrrr! Here ye goes Cap'n. I got ye yer sountrack! <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000A1RJI/qid=1058211928/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/002-4416826-7275220" target="_blank">http://www.amazon.com/exec/obi dos/ASIN/B0000A1RJI/qid=1058211928/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/002-4416826-7275220</a> Them scallywags tried to hornswaggle me with that durn shippin' 'n' handlin' fee but I threatened 'em with me cat o’nine tails an they said they'd drop it iffin I ordered up exra copies fer the whole crew!
Originally Posted By roberts1398 I assume ye'd not be meanin' the Spanish Main Motel in Ocean City Maryland, would'ja?
Originally Posted By roberts1398 “Spanish Main†refers to the area of South and Central America controlled by the English Buccaneers, or pirates, who continued to prey on merchants into the 19th century. But it is more than an area on a map; it evokes all of the romance associated with the pirates of yesteryear.
Originally Posted By JazzCat Arrrrr! Ye thought ye had me with that thar request, didn't ye! So be it requested, so be it done: <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/disney/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10160&item=2938104696" target="_blank">http://cgi.ebay.com/disney/ws/ eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10160&item=2938104696</a>
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate AAAAARRRRR! I thought I gave ye some hard ones!! Dang smarties around here! Goodgirl, yer new name be "Terrible Tess". Jazzcat, from now on ye'll be known as "Purty Polly" SuzieQ, when ye hoist the jolly roger, know that every scoundrel around is a callin ya "Quickshot Clara" An Miz Roberts, I did count yer words to make sure. Welcome aboard..."Slippery Sue!"
Originally Posted By goodgirl I'm Terrible Tess! I'm Terrible Tess!(I was really hopin' I'd be a Tess!) <--dancing a pirate jig
Originally Posted By SuzieQ LOL, Diane is Slippery Sue. Now people really will confuse us Quickshot Clara, Woo Hoo!
Originally Posted By FaMulan Alright ye greenhorns, I be Beseigin Bessie, badger and musician wrangler here aboard the Doobekah. Now, stows yer gear, grab some mops and gets ta swabbin'
Originally Posted By a goofy guy Avast thare maties, I'z be wantin' me own pirate name too. What'z me be havin' ta do ta getz it?
Originally Posted By SuzieQ Arrr, Cap'n! Quickshot Clara here. I've spent many a day sailing on a square rig, so's youse can count on me to be climbn' the riggin' and settin' the sails. The crow's nest makes a right lovely lookout for taken' care of any uprisin's!
Originally Posted By goodgirl He Cap'n I found a pirate limerick for ya. Hope it don't git admined. Do we have a pirate on board named Yates? Here's to ye: There once was a pirate named Yates Danced the jig for all of his mates He slipped in his cutlas, And made himself nutless, And now he's quite useless on dates. Har, har, har. And that's why they call me Terrible Tess!
