Originally Posted By POTCHMC33 Aye capin. I be wishn te join yer crew. Ive a stout heart, im seawothy, and im loyal ti me capin til the end. I be followin yee to the depths of Davy Joans Locker if thats where yee be leadin the crew. So is there any room for new young blood in yer crew? i be willin to take any of yer tests.
Originally Posted By jaycub Ahoy there meanoldpirate, ya wouldn't be talking about the Orius insidiosus would ya matey? This here be a dreadful sort o' demon that dwells in a teardrop shaped body that only be 1/8" big; but if ye be comin' across one of these dreadful bugs, ye'd do best to repel boarders. While their bite may not send ye to Davey Jone's locker, ye would be mighty sore after an attack from one of these here bugs. If'n that be not enough for ye, look to the following ports: www.entomology.wisc.edu/mbcn/kyf101.html www.naturescontrol.com/piratebugs.html www.bmi.net/roseguy/gbminute.html And now you ol' seadog, it be time for a response from ye... cap'n!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Gee whiz look at this stuff. You guys are like professional pirates or something. Anyway.... Aye, thar Cap'n. "Slimshanks" 'eh? I be thinkin' ya mean "Slightlychubbybutstillkindacuteshanks" but whatever. What be yer task fur me? (man I suck at this. I will study. Promise)
Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk Wow chicendumpling. I think you are right. How many years can you get for murdering a topic!
Originally Posted By Pirate Pete01 Arrrgh it`s simple lass, ye just pop out an eye and put on yer patch! Knock out a few teeth and don`t shower fer a fort night! Been a Pirate many a year....Capt. Jack knows that!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling <<Wow chicendumpling. I think you are right. How many years can you get for murdering a topic!>> "Chic-endumpling" I like the way that sounds. Is it French? But you forget too quickly matey. My name is "Slimshanks" AND DON'T YA BE FORGETTIN' IT or I'll haf ta do something piratey to you. (I wish I knew what but I'm still studying up on this whole pirate thing)
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Avast thar! I bin on a raid an I gots me some good loot. I be sharin it with me crew when they come aboard me ship at Disneyland on July 18th! Seems ye bin busy while I bin gone. I've got some names ta give out.
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate disneyfreaksk, ye be stouthearted fer certain, so we be callin ya "Brave Bix"
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate jaycub, I be thinkin yer a spellin yer name wrong! I'm all about gud spellin aroun here! So ta correct that mistake, we'll calls ye "Jacob with the bad crawfish-breath"
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate an if thar be any complaints about yer names, yer a-walkin the plank!
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate nevadarebel, ye bin most patient with this old pirate - double rum rations fer you! I bin thinkin long an hard about yer new name (almos 3 whole minutes now) an I'm proud ta call ye "Gilly" (who sez I aint inspired when I come up with these?)
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate POTCHMC33, ye have ta take yer pirate test. Answer me this: Whose slogan is 'Piracy. It's a Crime'?
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate VernaL, be ye ready ta take yer test? I'll give it to ye when I next hear from ye.
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Ye passed! har har har! That was the kind of quick reply that a capn likes ta see in his crew! Congratulations, yer new name be "Snuck"
Originally Posted By nevadarebel Thanks Cap'n, welcome back, was worried that you became fish food. Thanks for the extra rum, gonna have me a good time tonight!!!
